Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Crivins! Sounds like a right ol' carry on. I once had my juicy prize melons tampered with, but it's hardly in the same league quite frankly.
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Killer Whale kills Seaworld trainer in front of crowd
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Crivins! Sounds like a right ol' carry on. I once had my juicy prize melons tampered with, but it's hardly in the same league quite frankly.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Not unless his trainer is John Terry...
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Dee love...calm yourself!
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Apol's there Mr H, I just can't help getting carried away sometimes. I think I'm in desperate need of a holiday; & I'm on these pills for me nerves; &....
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Apol's there Mr H, I just can't help getting carried away sometimes. I think I'm in desperate need of a holiday; & I'm on these pills for me nerves; &....
There there.
Put the Melons down and step back.
Easy now.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
I'm off out now. *sob* I think I may be some time.. 
bhaexpress
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public school boy
Banned
I used to swim with The Dolphins at the Brighton Aquarium. Great experience.
Skaville
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Me too. Tasted like tuna.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
For you maybe.
Skaville
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Probably another "massage" scenario or the old public schoolboy blow hole routine.
Shropshire Seagull
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My point was someone has died. I've personally got no grief at all as I didn't know the person, and as you rightly point out people do die every day. But not every death is threaded on NSC. However, if this person had lost their life some other way, perhaps by a hit and run driver, instead of the stream of ho ho ho, chuckle-free one-liners NSC usually goes for: "That's aweful - RIP" or "Very tragic, RIP" etc, etc.
So my question was more to do with why are we making jokes up about this particular death unlike how we respond to other deaths on NSC - just go back and look at earlier death threads?
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Skaville
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Do you want us to find another death to rip the piss out of?
Skaville
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Sergey Tuganov Dropped Dead After Sex And a Bottle of Viagra
A Russian man took a gamble on a bottle of Viagra and two sexy gal pals. The ladies had bet the 28-year-old he couldn't keep up with them for a half day of bed gymnastics. It turns out the ladies were right. He dropped dead of a heart attack.
Sergey Tuganov was bound and determined to win £3,000 from the women who bet him that he would not satisfy them non-stop for 12 hours. That's the reason he downed an entire bottle of Viagra pills. He won the bet 12 hours later and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack.
Fox News quotes one of the ladies:
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
If you are thinking this is a stunt you'd like to pull be forewarned. A dose of Viagra can cause acid indigestion, diarrhea, flushing, headache, and nasal congestion. Rare side effects of using Viagra may include blindness, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, asthma, and sudden death. That's from one pill. Taking a bottle is not a good idea.
A Russian man took a gamble on a bottle of Viagra and two sexy gal pals. The ladies had bet the 28-year-old he couldn't keep up with them for a half day of bed gymnastics. It turns out the ladies were right. He dropped dead of a heart attack.
Sergey Tuganov was bound and determined to win £3,000 from the women who bet him that he would not satisfy them non-stop for 12 hours. That's the reason he downed an entire bottle of Viagra pills. He won the bet 12 hours later and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack.
Fox News quotes one of the ladies:
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
If you are thinking this is a stunt you'd like to pull be forewarned. A dose of Viagra can cause acid indigestion, diarrhea, flushing, headache, and nasal congestion. Rare side effects of using Viagra may include blindness, heart attack, stroke, high blood pressure, asthma, and sudden death. That's from one pill. Taking a bottle is not a good idea.
SW17
New member
I think there's a clue in the name.
It's not a 'cuddly pink marshmallow whale'.
It's not a 'James Blunt whale'
It's not a 'ooohhh mummy I don't feel very well whale'
It's a Killer Whale.
You couldn't have a bigger bloody signpost if it was called 'Lemmy'!!
It's not a 'cuddly pink marshmallow whale'.
It's not a 'James Blunt whale'
It's not a 'ooohhh mummy I don't feel very well whale'
It's a Killer Whale.
You couldn't have a bigger bloody signpost if it was called 'Lemmy'!!
Shropshire Seagull
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A great white human - dangerous?
A great white shark - dangerous?
Pooh bear
Brown bear
Panda
Which one won't hurt you?
Names can be deceptive ....
A great white shark - dangerous?
Pooh bear
Brown bear
Panda
Which one won't hurt you?
Names can be deceptive ....
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Pooh bear.
Pooh bear won't hurt you.
That was easy.
Pooh bear won't hurt you.
That was easy.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
Shropshire Seagull
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
This is a messageboard loosely bound to the trials and tribulations of a mediocre underachieving lower division football club, not a mandate for the UN.
If there is anything even VAGUELY fish-related on here, even involving someones death, then it will inevitably attract a series of repetatively predictable and poorly conceived puns.
Its the law.