Just purchased 2 season tickets for Crystal Palace.

[StonehamPark]

Don't worry, we'll not be back in a long long time. And Palace is yes the most convenient club for us. How are we going to get dirt cheap season tickets at Chelsea, Spurs etc?

Total boll*cks.
Why not just admit that you'd rather watch Premier League teams rather than lower league teams much closer to home.

 

[Palace man]

Why? There's 1500 others available that no mug wants!

As I've said before, there are members who will be unable to get seats next season. I wanna try my best to ensure they get those seats...

 

[El Presidente]

thinking of my dads quality of life.

By taking him to Selhurst?

Getting him a ticket for Dignitas would be kinder.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

As I've said before, there are members who will be unable to get seats next season

Let me guess: for the Man United game?

Cough <plastic> Cough.

 

[Sam Ovett]

Feel bad for anyone having to sit in selhurst for 19 games next season getting smashed each week.

 

[Bigbelly]

Oh please do! In fact please cheer as loud as you can when the opposition score. You're not in the Holmesdale by any chance are you?

What you talking about. How would you noticed me clapping when hundreds will be out their chairs cheering the opposition, we're keeping it low key.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Feel bad for anyone having to sit in selhurst for 19 games next season getting smashed each week.

Do you really? I'm going to love it.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

As I've said before, there are members who will be unable to get seats next season. I wanna try my best to ensure they get those seats...

You could always try clearing the surrounding area to expand the ground

 

[Bigbelly]

Glory hunter !

No. I know I can't watch Brighton but coming home from nearly every other game at Selhurst then I'll have the biggest grin on my face. Win Win Win as far as I'm concerned whereas my dad will be asking what restaurant are we stopping at, another win win win situation.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No. I know I can't watch Brighton but coming home from nearly every other game at Selhurst then I'll have the biggest grin on my face. Win Win Win as far as I'm concerned whereas my dad will be asking what restaurant are we stopping at, another win win win situation.

"I'm a real boy!"

 

[Bigbelly]

Total boll*cks.
Why not just admit that you'd rather watch Premier League teams rather than lower league teams much closer to home.

Believe me when I say I don't want to watch premiership football, I could stay in doors and watch it on sky.

 

[Palace man]

What you talking about. How would you noticed me clapping when hundreds will be out their chairs cheering the opposition, we're keeping it low key.

Although there may have been an element of that at the AMEX when you played Leeds last season, the club have put in some very good anti-plastic measures that will make it very difficult for opposition supporters to get in. Evidently not quite difficult in your case, but we weren't counting on opposition fans buying ST's!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

whereas my dad will be asking what restaurant are we stopping at, another win win win situation.

Restaurants. In Croydon.

Big fan of burger & chips, is he?

 

[Bigbelly]

"I'm a real boy!"

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Bet you have other ideas about Pinocchio truncheon don't you.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Do you really? I'm going to love it.

You've got a nasty hidden streak

What's the record for the least points in the premiershit - high time it was beaten?

 

[Bigbelly]

Although there may have been an element of that at the AMEX when you played Leeds last season, the club have put in some very good anti-plastic measures that will make it very difficult for opposition supporters to get in. Evidently not quite difficult in your case, but we weren't counting on opposition fans buying ST's!

So tough that I bought 2 without passing wind.

 

[darters74]

You've got a nasty hidden streak

What's the record for the least points in the premiershit - high time it was beaten?

Derby only got 11 about 5 years ago unbelievably. Lets hope Palarse go single figures.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Bet you have other ideas about Pinocchio truncheon don't you.

Not sure I understood that one - pray elucidate?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Although there may have been an element of that at the AMEX when you played Leeds last season, the club have put in some very good anti-plastic measures that will make it very difficult for opposition supporters to get in. Evidently not quite difficult in your case, but we weren't counting on opposition fans buying ST's!

God, yeah, it's embarrassing when plastic fans of opposing teams buy seats in amongst the home fans. Nightmare. You must be very proud it never happens at Palace....oh...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Restaurants. In Croydon.

Big fan of burger & chips, is he?

I believe fried chicken is the Croydon speciality.