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Just found this crawling in my bathroom...
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SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
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eastlondonseagull
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Watch out, 'cos poisonous spiders are living in the south of England now
This dude's common in Plymouth, apparently. I spoke to an expert about this yesterday, and he said that climate-wise, there's no reason why redbacks and black widows couldn't survive in Britain!!
False widow spider, Steatoda paykulliana | Natural History Museum
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Skint Gull
New member
Who in their right mind likes spiders (and yes I know that Fazz is a wind up).
Jesus f***ing christ they are quite possibly the most hideous creatures in the world, especially that Desert one!
Jesus f***ing christ they are quite possibly the most hideous creatures in the world, especially that Desert one!
Seagullible
Super Keeper
had a huge one in our bedroom about a month ago, moved just as I was about to put the glass on it and scared the shit out of me as it ran along the wall till I managed to finally get the glass over it. Legs onlt just fitted into the diameter of the pint glass - fooking huge it was
TWOCHOICEStom
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I would probably call 999 if I found that in my bath.
Publius Ovidius
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I would have called the Army
Black Country Seagull
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would it be wrong for us all to start posting Fazz spiders we find?
Tyrone Biggums
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I'm a spider bigot.
I won't kill a daddy long legs or a huntsman but If i see a redback or a white-talied spider they get crushed to death quick smart.
Anyone who leaves a poisonous spider alive is a deadset twat.
And if I lived in Sydney I'd smash every Funnel Web I came across too.
I won't kill a daddy long legs or a huntsman but If i see a redback or a white-talied spider they get crushed to death quick smart.
Anyone who leaves a poisonous spider alive is a deadset twat.
And if I lived in Sydney I'd smash every Funnel Web I came across too.
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Watch out, 'cos poisonous spiders are living in the south of England now
This dude's common in Plymouth, apparently. I spoke to an expert about this yesterday, and he said that climate-wise, there's no reason why redbacks and black widows couldn't survive in Britain!!
False widow spider, Steatoda paykulliana | Natural History Museum
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Yes, We have a false widow living under the eaves of our house, in Hove.
I tried to catch it, but they really move fast.
I was a bit freaked to start with, about having a poisonous spider in the house, but now we just ignore each other and get on with our lives.
Nottseagull
Well-known member
What's a "Fazz spider" ? Must be a recently discovered species as I can't find it on the "web".
BCS
As I posted earlier. Spiders are intelligent.
Just got back from the match and the first thing I always do, is to check my collection.
They were all well happy and I think they must have picked up from me the vibes of what a great result it was for the Albion tonight?
All apart from “Savage” whom is currently sulking in the corner.
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Nottseagull
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Originally Posted by Guinness Dave
all spiders are wankers and should be squished
Nottseagull;2650644]Moronic post of the week.
Nottseagull
"Moronic post of the week."
Agreed.
Spiders are very intelligent.
Mine talk to me.
Yet he made such a great post here
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Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Too right. I mean LYNX?!
THPP
“Too right. I mean LYNX?!”
Not a funny joke to make at the expense of spiders.
Whom not only are very intelligent but also highly sensitive
Just to prove this.
It was the happiest I have seen my spider collection for a long while last night.
I don’t live that far away from Withdean and my theory is that they pick up vibrations through there jam jars as to how the game is going?
As there amazing sense of touch allows them to know each time the Albion have scored by the vibrations caused in there jars by the roar from the ground? .
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
I have one in the shed that is huge,we call him Spencer and I have a job stopping the cats from killing him poor sod.
Wasps now they really do need squishing
Wasps now they really do need squishing
eastlondonseagull
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butchy
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I'm a spider bigot.
I won't kill a daddy long legs or a huntsman but If i see a redback or a white-talied spider they get crushed to death quick smart.
Anyone who leaves a poisonous spider alive is a deadset twat.
And if I lived in Sydney I'd smash every Funnel Web I came across too.
I spent 2 months in Oz this year and my mate was bitten by a white-tail and spent 3 days in hospital on a drip. The skin around the bite was peeling for weeks. Luckily i didnt see any funnel webs in sydney though...apparantly they actually go for people cos they know they have a fatal bite.
Huntsmen are quality though I had many a pleasant dump in an outside toilet with one the size of my hand perched just above my head giving me evils!
Butchy
"Huntsmen are quality though I had many a pleasant dump in an outside toilet with one the size of my hand perched just above my head giving me evils".
Top post.
What part of Oz were you in?
As I am considering organising a Spider Safari to Oz in 2010/11 for fellow arachnid lovers.
And it is likely that most of the time will be spent scouring local dunny’s for specimens.
Might you or another poster on this board, be interested in acting as a tour guide?
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 71,897
Sounds like a clear case of benefit fraud to me. I'll alert hove b&b immediately so he can contact the appropriate authorities
