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[dingodan]

Never had someone wank over my posts before

That's what you think.

 

[dingodan]

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle?


A dead poodle split in half.

 

[ezmally]

Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

 

[Dover]

Why does a polo make a noise......






......Wouldn't you if someone was sucking your hole.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the Russians.

Edit: Whoops. Why did the Chechen cross the road...

 

[pasty]

Two cows wandering down a country lane come across two horses in a field and one of them asks the horses, excuse me, do you know the way to the milking shed? One horse says to the other, f*** me, a talking cow!

 

[1066familyman]

Meanwhile... two caterpillars are walking down a different country lane when a butterfly swoops down low over head..." Blimey !", says one to the other, "you'll never get me up in one of those!".

 

[Brovion]

Two Bristol City fans from Somerset were talking in the pub. One said. "I met this fantastic bird down by the railway tracks last night. I took her home and we made mad, passionate love all night."
"Wow!", said the other one, "was she a looker or was she one of those ugly ones you normally pull?"
"Dunno", replied the first one, "she didn't have a head."

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Irelands worst plane disaster struck this morning when a two-seater aircraft crashed into a cemetery. Irish rescue workers have so far recovered 828 bodies. Digging continues...

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Irelands worst plane disaster struck this morning when a two-seater aircraft crashed into a cemetery. Irish rescue workers have so far recovered 828 bodies. Digging continues...

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

 

[stripeyshark]

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

 

[Mr Smggles]

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

I don't even...

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

that is better than the joke

 

[DanielT]

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

be nice to the guy... he's the senior investigator on the case

 

[happygull]

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

dohhhhhh

 

[sydney]

two bits of black tarmac walk into a bar ,there is a very mean looking bit of red tarmac sat there staring at them ........one bit of black tarmac turns to the other and says " don't look him in the eye ,he's a"cycle path" .

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

In a recent survey it was discovered that most people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones

but those in Abu Dahbi do!!!!!

 

[cookie63]

Must have buried up bodies that were there before the crash (seeing as it was a cemetery).

unbelievable......rotflmfao!

 

[Lankyseagull]

Craig David has joined the GB Archery Team for the Olympics.

He's the Bow Selector!

 

[BadFish]

Never had someone wank over my posts before but hey, fill your boots. As it were.

Yeah you have