ifuhatepalacestandup
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Woman pregant with triplets gets shot by a burgalr three times. She's taken to hospital and recovers. Miraculously all three babies, two girls and a boy have a bullet in them but are still alive.
They are born with no health difficulties until one day when they are all thirteen one of the girls comes running into the kitchen. "Mummy, mummy she cries, I've just been to the toilet and a bullet came out". "Don't worry", she says, quietly relieved "it only happens once".
Two days later, the second daughter comes running in to the kitchen. . "Mummy, mummy she cries, I've just been to the toilet and a bullet came out". "Don't worry", says the mother, again relieved "it only happens once".
Two days later the boy comes running into the kitchen. . "Mummy, mummy" he cries. "Don't tell me, you went to the toilet and a bullet came out?" "No" he screams. " I was just having a wank and I think I've shot the f***ing dog!"
ok so thats me off to pc world for some screen cleaner then