Jesus is back. And you can ask him any one question...

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Can you get GOSBTS for the Nokia and where?

 

[zeemeeuw]

Hang on ... aren't you meant to be white?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

why is your dad such a ****

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Can you still walk on water with those holes in your feet?

 

[Trufflehound]

Can you still walk on water with those holes in your feet?

[Roy Castle]
Levitation... Levitation!
Levitay-shun... That's what you need.
[/Roy Castle]

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Is it true you used to be a carpenter until the influx of cheap labour from poland ?

 

[dolphin123]

Where the f*** have u been ?

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

What's happened to your beard and the long hair?

 

[dolphin123]

Do you get xmas and birthday presents?

 

[The Spanish]

if you can do miracles can you turn any of these posts into funny ones?

 

[Mr Burns]

Who's the old mans publicity agent?

 

[The Spanish]

nope didnt work.

 

[Questions]

Why did Poyet sign Carole.

 

[severnside gull]

are club travel vouchers valid from Horsham (Insider doesn't know)

 

[Notters]

When are the fixtures out?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Who burnt down the West pier?

 

[bhaexpress]

I have three nails here, would you like me to put you up for Easter ?

 

[Questions]

What was the away attendance at Charlton as I still dont fecking know.

 

[Trufflehound]

I have three nails here, would you like me to put you up for Easter ?

If you used Eastern European labourers, they would use screws rather than nails.

 

[Taybha]

is it pay at the gates