Jesus is back. And you can ask him any one question...

[Lewes' best seagull]

What music should Atilla play?

 

[raymondbriggs]

how do clouds support the weight of BILLIONS of dead people and annimals who have gone to heaven?

 

[NMH]

Why was it that after placing all that emphasis on the power of faith, did you (Jesus) lose faith in your final moments on the cross?

It's not as though you were wearing blue and white stripes and winning 1-0 at Withdean.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Coldplay, Why?

 

[SUIYHP]

What is your opinion on the claim by the Beatles that 'they are bigger than you?'

 

[NMH]

What music should Atilla play?

'Jerusalem' perhaps?
('Jeru' means GOD
'Salem' means haven)

I'm hoping Falmer will be his home.

 

[Spicy]

Can you make us top of the league and guarantee automatic promotion? If not, why not?

I know that's two questions but need to check it is actually Jesus!

 

[newcastle brown]

where have you been for the 2000 years?................

 

[mona]

Why do you look like Inigo Calderon?

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Why are you Inigo Calderon?

I slightly edited your post.