Jesus is back. And you can ask him any one question...

[Gully]

Do you consider yourself as Jewish, Christian or Muslim?

Any chance of merging this lot, they are all monotheistic and ultimately believe in your old man...would make life a whole lot more tolerable for the rest of the World!

 

[Mackenzie]

How's my mum?

 

[bhaexpress]

If you used Eastern European labourers, they would use screws rather than nails.

That's it, mess up the thread !

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Can you ask your old man which creature is the hardest?

 

[goldstone]

Why this apparent necessity for people to get down on their knees and pray to you and your Dad? Couldn't he have just created heaven and the earth and then moved on without requiring the poor souls he apparently put here to spend their lives apologising for their sins, asking for forgiveness and singing your praises? Sounds to me like he has an enormous ego needing to be fed.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If you were married to Cheryl Cole, would you text pictures of your genitalia to a glamour model?

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

is it pay at the gates

Very good

 

[Silent Bob]

Have you got a battery for an Ericcson?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Why this apparent necessity for people to get down on their knees and pray to you and your Dad? Couldn't he have just created heaven and the earth and then moved on without requiring the poor souls he apparently put here to spend their lives apologising for their sins, asking for forgiveness and singing your praises? Sounds to me like he has an enormous ego needing to be fed.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is your father a 35 year old former Dutch Marine?

 

[papajaff]

Crucifixion - it was a doddle wasn't it?

or

Do you really believe no-one shagged your Mother?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I've got fifty bottles of water here....would you mind doing that thing with them...please?

 

[Janbha]

who are ya

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The first time here not grim enough for ya then?

 

[The Cardinal]

Why did you let a bunch of bloody Italian goys take over a nice business like that?

 

[Titanic]

Two questions... can you get an English passport? and can you play left back?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Excuse me. Didn't you used to be famous?

 

[Whitterz]

Can I see your passport please?, and please stop taking photographs.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Fancy a game of noughts and crosses?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I've got to do a dinner party for five thousand next week, Jesus.

Don't suppose you've got any ideas as to what I might feed them?