Normal Rob
Well-known member
carrier bags in supermarkets that won't open easily to put your shopping in (when the top of the bag is held together by some strange mystical force - you know what i mean.)
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cannedheat
Banned
Little eggy farts, pure ferking evil.
Cian
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I was thinking that.
I'm presuming the posts are being done on an ENIAC with someone putting the ticker-tape directly in to the server?
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
That is SPOT ON!
Every time the girl at Sainsburys asks "Do you need help with packing?"
My usual reply is "No. So long as I can open the bags!"
They are a nightmare!
Skaville
Well-known member
Elton John
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Are we talking about Tedebear again?
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
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I thought it was just me, I feel like whooping for joy IF I can actually open one without looking like a window licker trying to do it for a minute before I have to hand it to the checkoutgirl who does it instantly
Uncle C
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tedebear
Legal Alien
Normal Rob
Well-known member
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
If you just pinch the middle of the bag and rub your fingers together then they open fine! What is wrong with you men!!!
tedebear
Legal Alien
Useless aren't they
Besides we should all be taking our own reusable bags to the supermarket now shouldn't we!!
tedebear
Legal Alien
Another thing that annoys me is being bored 
Frank Inkerman
Veteran of the Crimea
none more irrelevant - which I think was also part of the original criteria.
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Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
People who have to have fecking pointless CONVERSATIONS in shops despite the size of the queues building up behind them.
So to the man in the Post Office this week who clearly thought he was God's Gift to Entertaining Repartee as he wittered on ENDLESSLY to the poor woman who had to serve him, here's what I say unto you:
I don't want to be in possession of the more personal details of your life. In particular, I am staggeringly uninteresting in learning, down to the last Great British Pound, the various quotes you received for moving your furniture to the new house you've bought in Seaford. Not that I needed to know where you were moving to. Neither do I want confirmation that "it's turned out nice again this afternoon". Because it's back out there, in the sunshine, that I'd rather be. Ideally before global warming causes the earth to catch fire. How many books of stamps do you think you need? I don't know. Neither does the Post Office clerk. So it might have been useful to do this simple calculation beforehand. But why worry? It'll probably be quicker if the rest of us in the queue that is now stretching out into the street offer to walk your letters to their destination. And finally, how fortunate you are that my terrier is so reliably trained. Otherwise I'd have sent him off to water your leg since it is clear that only desperate measures will ever stop your mindless verbal meanderings.
So to the man in the Post Office this week who clearly thought he was God's Gift to Entertaining Repartee as he wittered on ENDLESSLY to the poor woman who had to serve him, here's what I say unto you:
I don't want to be in possession of the more personal details of your life. In particular, I am staggeringly uninteresting in learning, down to the last Great British Pound, the various quotes you received for moving your furniture to the new house you've bought in Seaford. Not that I needed to know where you were moving to. Neither do I want confirmation that "it's turned out nice again this afternoon". Because it's back out there, in the sunshine, that I'd rather be. Ideally before global warming causes the earth to catch fire. How many books of stamps do you think you need? I don't know. Neither does the Post Office clerk. So it might have been useful to do this simple calculation beforehand. But why worry? It'll probably be quicker if the rest of us in the queue that is now stretching out into the street offer to walk your letters to their destination. And finally, how fortunate you are that my terrier is so reliably trained. Otherwise I'd have sent him off to water your leg since it is clear that only desperate measures will ever stop your mindless verbal meanderings.
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
Useless aren't they
Indeed! I do anyway
People who have to have fecking pointless CONVERSATIONS in shops despite the size of the queues building up behind them.
So to the man in the Post Office this week who clearly thought he was God's Gift to Entertaining Repartee as he wittered on ENDLESSLY to the poor woman who had to serve him, here's what I say unto you:
I don't want to be in possession of the more personal details of your life. In particular, I am staggeringly uninteresting in learning, down to the last Great British Pound, the various quotes you received for moving your furniture to the new house you've bought in Seaford. Not that I needed to know where you were moving to. Neither do I want confirmation that "it's turned out nice again this afternoon". Because it's back out there, in the sunshine, that I'd rather be. Ideally before global warming causes the earth to catch fire. How many books of stamps do you think you need? I don't know. Neither does the Post Office clerk. So it might have been useful to do this simple calculation beforehand. But why worry? It'll probably be quicker if the rest of us in the queue that is now stretching out into the street offer to walk your letters to their destination. And finally, how fortunate you are that my terrier is so reliably trained. Otherwise I'd have sent him off to water your leg since it is clear that only desperate measures will ever stop your mindless verbal meanderings.
Top ranting, Roz. Good work.
tedebear
Legal Alien
Indeed! I do anyway
Me too, well I try at least - sometimes I forget them before racing out the door....but mostly I do...
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy