Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
People that play with change in their pockets.
People that eat/drink loudly.
People that eat/drink loudly.
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- Thread starter Stat Brother
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Lokki 7
WSU
That couple who appear just before Coronation Street advertising cream eggs - the same f***ing rank puns every advert - but I dont let it get to me
I would like to give them both a big kick in the c.unt. And I don't even watch Corrie, just been unfortunate enough to flick channels and catch their choco-dailymail-smugfest. How can Cadbury think that will make ANYONE buy one? Wankers.
Spunk Bubble
New member
- Feb 21, 2007
- 1,342
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Women!!!!! Good to look at, but proper f***ing headcases!!!
jonny.rainbow
Well-known member
- Oct 29, 2005
- 6,787
Blokes that whistle, particularly in public toilets or on a bus.
Especially when it's their own made up tune.
Made worse by the fact you just know they'd be the first person to complain if someone else was playing their ipod a little too loud.
Especially when it's their own made up tune.
Made worse by the fact you just know they'd be the first person to complain if someone else was playing their ipod a little too loud.
Blokes that whistle, particularly in public toilets or on a bus.
Especially when it's their own made up tune.
Made worse by the fact you just know they'd be the first person to complain if someone else was playing their ipod a little too loud.
We have got someone building an extentsion next door, I have had to put up with whistling for the past 2 weeks asn its getting on my pip. I work from home and cant even have my window open cos the bastard just wont shut up.
Why
Brighton Breezy
New member
The stuff that sticks CD's to magazines.
tedebear
Legal Alien
Its annoying that there was only 1 scrape of peanut butter left this morning, this has the makings of a bad bad day....
Normal Rob
Well-known member
the sound of high heels clip-clopping there way down the street drives me insane.
tedebear
Legal Alien
Oh yes! Men with those metal things on their shoes - makes them sound like tap dancers....
jonny.rainbow
Well-known member
- Oct 29, 2005
- 6,787
Women (or men though I've yet to know of one) who spray that vanilla stuff to cover up their farts.
Why? We all know it was you and now we just have to put up with the stench of vanilla smelling farts.
Why? We all know it was you and now we just have to put up with the stench of vanilla smelling farts.
You don't have to put up with the brazen hussies Rob. Just move to Afghanistan and stone them for not walking quietly.
tedebear
Legal Alien
Never seen or heard of that myself, and frankly this morning my farts smell like off hotdogs, and ain't nothing going to cover that up!!
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Leon Knight.
None more annoying. None more little.
None more annoying. None more little.
Its a very tough call, but I think DENNIS WISE is possibly smaller and more annoying?!
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I guess there is also Jeanette Krankie...
pasty
A different kind of pasty
People that spend 5 minutes waiting for a bus, then when it comes, get on, then spend another 5 minutes getting the fare out of their purse.
Ditto the above, but applying to supermarket checkout queues.
People that have those silly little bags on wheels. Especially on the underground escalators when they get to the top/bottom, immediately stop whilst they adjust the handle and prevent everybody else getting off the escalator.
Cyclists that do not obey the laws of the road, especially red light jumping, and especially especially those that get all sanctimonious about it when challenged.
And finally, the stupid bitch on the train the other day who, when caught sitting in a first class carriage with a standard ticket, went absolutely mental when the guard made her pay a penalty fare. You should not have been sat there you silly cow. You got caught. Cough up.
Ditto the above, but applying to supermarket checkout queues.
People that have those silly little bags on wheels. Especially on the underground escalators when they get to the top/bottom, immediately stop whilst they adjust the handle and prevent everybody else getting off the escalator.
Cyclists that do not obey the laws of the road, especially red light jumping, and especially especially those that get all sanctimonious about it when challenged.
And finally, the stupid bitch on the train the other day who, when caught sitting in a first class carriage with a standard ticket, went absolutely mental when the guard made her pay a penalty fare. You should not have been sat there you silly cow. You got caught. Cough up.
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John Dorian
Glass Case of EMOTION
People who insist on YAWNING loud...ie: giving some "ahhh" noise along with the air out of their gobs 
tedebear
Legal Alien
My hubbie when he goes mad at me for putting the milk bottles in the dishwasher before I put them out for collection!
Franks Wild Years
New member
Bloody right. Especially when you get it stuck on you trousers and dont realise and everyone thinks you've got a huge bogey on yor leg.