[NSC] In my life so far I still HAVEN’T done this….

[Baldseagull]

I've never met Old Greg, drunk Baileys from a shoe, or been to a club where people piss on each other.

 

[GT49er]

Took the misses out for lobster last year......................

Sadly, I've not kept my knowledge of euphemisms up to date.

 

[jakarta]

Never grown a beard or moustache

1991, my first offshore on BP Forties Bravo - almost 3 weeks - thought I would give it a go.

Sadly it turned out rather patchy, the blokes I was working with were calling me 'Rolf' towards the end and it went when I got back.

In retrospect a very good thing for many reasons...

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Never have…… and not likely to:
Bungee jumped
Parachute jumped
Bought anything by Led Zeppelin
Been clubbing
Watched an episode of Game of Thrones
Had a tattoo
Indulged in any illegal drug related substances
Been skiing or ice skating
Been on a roller coaster
Been so drunk I couldn’t remember stuff,
Voted Conservative
Watched a complete episode of Strictly Come Dancing or I’m a Celebrity……

And I’m perfectly happy with all of that.

 

[zeemeeuw]

At the tender age of nearly 30, I've never broken a bone, bought a lottery ticket or scratchard, nor had an Albion season ticket.

Be careful what you wish for, I got to 55 without doing this, then this year managed to get to double figures in one hit.

 

[Stat Brother]

Ridden a motorbike, or even sat on one.

 

[GT49er]

Never flown;
Never driven a steam train;
Never done the ton on a motorbike;
Never had same-sex sex;
Never owned a dog or cat;
Never tried cocaine;
Never done a somersault;
Never voted to join the EU:
Never owned a Gibson or a Martin;
Never run a marathon.
............ and no, that is not a bucket list! The steam train and a Martin would be nice though.

.. .....finally, I must 'fess up and add my name to the list of NSCers who've never shagged Kylie .....................





........... regrettably.

 

[jakarta]

Ridden a motorbike, or even sat on one.

Your loss, try it before you shuffle off. Cat & Fiddle Macc to Buxton is my Choice of Weapon but the A272 to Winchester aint bad...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_DaeyPfGI

 

[Dr Q]

.... been to the Amex to watch a game of football

F***ING BAD FAN I know!!

(I did go to watch the Japan-South Africa Rugby Match)

 

[jakarta]

Ridden a motorbike, or even sat on one.

Your loss, try it before you shuffle off. Cat & Fiddle Macc to Buxton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_DaeyPfGI

Would have passed all the traffic 2 miles in on my Yamaha 350LC, fvcked the speed limits, sadly road now infested with Speed Cameras.

Back in the day was good IOM TT practice...

Sorry Double Post! Wish I still had my Elsie...

 

[amexer]

For the oldies. Have never since, seen an Albion player like Peter Ward who win or lose, always did something special that you would talk about for days

 

[Binney on acid]

For the oldies. Have never since, seen an Albion player like Peter Ward who win or lose, always did something special that you would talk about for days

What about Fred Binney ?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

For the oldies. Have never since, seen an Albion player like Peter Ward who win or lose, always did something special that you would talk about for days

Knocky?


I have never smoked
I have never taken drugs
I have never passed Selhurst Park station on the Victoria line without muttering “ wankers”

 

[TheJasperCo]

Never had a criminal record and never watched Game of Thrones, either.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

During a recent Teams meet at work we were chatting about foreign holidays (remember them??!).

One of our team said, ‘I like warm weather but never go in the sea’. I replied, ‘but I assume you’d happily dip your toe in?’.

To which he revealed he had in fact NEVER even put his foot in the sea as he hated water.

He is 57 years old.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Been to Scotland or Ireland

I went to Scotland for five minutes once

 

[MTSeagulls]

Never done anything that would qualify for an El Presidente video.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Never have…… and not likely to:
Bungee jumped
Parachute jumped
Bought anything by Led Zeppelin
Been clubbing
Watched an episode of Game of Thrones
Had a tattoo
Indulged in any illegal drug related substances
Been skiing or ice skating
Been on a roller coaster
Been so drunk I couldn’t remember stuff,
Voted Conservative
Watched a complete episode of Strictly Come Dancing or I’m a Celebrity……

And I’m perfectly happy with all of that.

How much do you reckon you would have to drink to vote Conservative?

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Be careful what you wish for, I got to 55 without doing this, then this year managed to get to double figures in one hit.

What the hell happened?

 

[Icy Gull]

What about Fred Binney ?

Ward replaced him and he disappeared?