[NSC] In my life so far I still HAVEN’T done this….

[Comrade Sam]

Never voted Tory or bought the Sun.

 

[knocky1]

You do know that's racist. Being anti or again a race / nation.

Being against a nation is not racist. Being anti Zionist, for example, does not make you anti-semitic.

The word is Yankophobia.

 

[wolfie]

It is highly unlikely that anyone on here has even seen Albion score a goal at Stamford Bridge.

 

[pasty]

The word is Yankophobia.

Or Savlon.

Septic tank = Yank
Savlon = anti-septic

Courtesy of Stephen Fry from an old episode of QI

 

[Brighthelmstone]

Won an argument with the wife...

 

[knocky1]

Never voted Tory or bought the Sun.

£1 ferry ticket offers in the 1980's and Cllr Robert Nemeth hard work have made me a sinner.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Never grown a beard or moustache

 

[lawros left foot]

Never grown a beard or moustache

Or praised Graham Potter?

 

[Icy Gull]

What question did you ask, to elicit that answer?

Came about in a stoned conversation about fetishes with some mates when I was about 19. It’s an image I can’t shake to this day so I thought I’d share it with NSC

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Or praised Graham Potter?

Oh yeah, that too

 

[Icy Gull]

Or praised Graham Potter?

Back of the net

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

I've not watched them either……….. And I've moved on from fantasizing about Gina Lollobrigida and Madeline Smith and having them give me a soapy tit ****

My speed reading is deteriorating - I initially read that you wanted Maggie Smith involved - this I thought demonstrated your variety of taste H

I too have never voted Tory but suspect that’s true of many reasonably sentient people of my age

My claim to fame though is never having ironed anything! Shameful but true!

 

[lawros left foot]

Came about in a stoned conversation about fetishes with some mates when I was about 19. It’s an image I can’t shake to this day so I thought I’d share it with NSC

I had a mate in the Navy who would do the , er, squatting for an old queen in London for 50 quid a time. A lot of money in the early 80s.

He was never touched in any other way.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

My speed reading is deteriorating - I initially read that you wanted Maggie Smith involved - this I thought demonstrated your variety of taste H

I too have never voted Tory but suspect that’s true of many reasonably sentient people of my age

My claim to fame though is never having ironed anything! Shameful but true!

I ironed some shirts on Boxing Day.

Yes....I know

 

[Icy Gull]

I had a mate in the Navy who would do the , er, squatting for an old queen in London for 50 quid a time. A lot of money in the early 80s.

He was never touched in any other way.

Thanks for that, it’s an even worse image

 

[Beach Hut]

Shagged Kylie

 

[drew]

Seen a greater goalscorer than Fred Binney.

Shame you stopped going in 1976, you could have rectified that!!

 

[drew]

I wonder how many of these things are just things you've never got round to doing and how many are now considered a badge of honour, for whatever reason?

 

[drew]

Haven't flown a Spitfire:

All arranged at Boultbee Goodwood pre COVID by Mrs Jakarta as a 60th Birthday Present.

Who knows when it may happen now?

To quote Captain Darling "Made a note in my Diary, it simply says Bugger..."

You're clearly not my brother. He did for his 60th and has never stopped going on about it!!

 

[Acker79]

78 posts and no "found what I'm looking for"?