I'm not on Holiday.....

[Bry Nylon]

keep your chin up Kev.

If it was me, and I was your age, I'd f*** off and join the army. After all, why not? Do you really want to work in a supermarket? Join the army, learn a trade, make some great mates and travel the world. You are at the age when you can do anything you want. As my boss always says to me, "f*** 'em."

 

[Basil Fawlty]

exactly - you've just got to do your thing and if she's worth ANYTHING she'd feel guilty enough to stay out your way for good.

mate that is shocking and having to find out on the day of the trip is a kick in the danglys


come to Swansea and get wrecked mate you knew you would rather be here anyways if you can find an Albion supporting single female there - bonus!

Hopefully I'll be going to Swansea & Bournemouth, because I need to get away from here.

 

[Braders]

Hopefully I'll be going to Swansea & Bournemouth, because I need to get away from here.

a-woah-woah-woah-away from here good man!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

a-woah-woah-woah-away from here good man!

I'm just waiting for Liz to ring back.

 

[Hiney]

Kev, you are going to get a HERO's welcome at Bournemouth

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kev, you are going to get a HERO's welcome at Bournemouth

Cheers Hiney, I don't deserve it through.

 

[Collar Feeler]

Immediate Gold if not Platinum

Seconded Timothy!! Absolutely hilarious! Shouldn't this be on the Jeremy Kyle thread?

 

[Nemesis]

Have to say I would have gone away alone

Me too-go away, get laid as often as possible and forget her almost instantly! And it'll be warm and sunny...just go and enjoy yourself.

 

[Scotty Mac]

I'm just waiting for Liz to ring back.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

keep your chin up Kev.

If it was me, and I was your age, I'd f*** off and join the army. After all, why not? Do you really want to work in a supermarket? Join the army, learn a trade, make some great mates and travel the world. You are at the age when you can do anything you want. As my boss always says to me, "f*** 'em."

Well I'd be put off by the immediate six months in a tent in Helmand, with 120 degree heat, not much food and Johnny Taliban trying to blow me up, personally.

But best of luck Kev. It's RUBBISH being shat on by a bird.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

But best of luck Kev. It's RUBBISH being shat on by a bird.

Unless like El Pres, you like that sort of thing!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

FILTHY Laura

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

That is shit. Really shit.

Try and claim off the Insurance anyway - put it down to cancellation due to ill health - her ill health after you go round and shove the tickets where the sun don't shine.

 

[East Staffs Gull]

If you reckon that Kev has had a bad day, that's nothing compared with mine. A few weeks ago I met a girl in town and started going out with her. Things went brilliantly. We had loads of things in common and lots of good times together. This evening she promised to cook me a special meal for my birthday. I went round to hers earlier this evening with a bunch of flowers and a couple of bottles of bubbly. We'd just sat down to eat and the door bell went. At first she wouldn't open it. The reason I now know is because it was an ex-boyfiend that she hadn't told me about. As far as I knew she hadn't been seeing anyone properly for over a year. Turns out she's been two timing both of us. What makes it worse is that she even agreed to go on holiday with him this week, spending £850 on the privilege.
Anyway, this ex was ranting and raving outside for almost an hour before he eventually left. I last saw him disappearing into an internet cafe down the street. Needless to say, this ruined the evening and I got sent home.
Reading Kev's story makes me feel like taking him out for a pint to commiserate.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Beach Hut and Everest, I've never been abroad. I would of been so affraid if I did go alone.

The best thing you should do Kev, is to just go anyway.

I'm sure that you would've met up with some other people and you would have had the satisfaction of at least enjoying yourself instead of sitting at home stewing and thinking about was has just happened.

There's more to life than NSC.

 

[magoo]

keep your chin up Kev.

If it was me, and I was your age, I'd f*** off and join the army. After all, why not? Do you really want to work in a supermarket? Join the army, learn a trade, make some great mates and travel the world. You are at the age when you can do anything you want. As my boss always says to me, "f*** 'em."

he's too scared to go on holiday he's never going to join the army!!

 

[Gully]

Kev, one would assume that you have travelled alone around the UK, even just to take in an Albion away game. Going abroad is not much different, except that the locals sometimes have different customs and may speak another language, this usually adds to the whole experience. My advice would be to go on holiday, you never know, the break might help you get over this nasty experience...who knows, you may even meet someone special whilst away, returning to work with a smile on your face and a glowing tan.

Chin up mate.

 

[Yorkie]

Kev, one would assume that you have travelled alone around the UK, even just to take in an Albion away game.
Chin up mate.

He hasn't, but good advice all the same.

 

[smudge]

I've had far worse happen with one woman in particular. I mean unbelievably worse. I wouldn't tell every fucker on here though!
Do what I did; get a grip & get over it!

 

[Stinky Kat]

Kev, Have you considered getting her on Trisha and showing the nation what an evil bag she is?