If you HAD to kill 5 people who would they be??

[graz126]

Hey Graz .... so you have a yearning desire to slaughter your ex-wife's husband ... so do I!

have you ever seen "Throw Momma From the Train"? You do mine and I'll do yours!!!!

not seen it sorry. but the offer of 'you do mine, and i do yours', sounds great.
i wish he would get on with his life, and stop being a dickhead. its reached full foul play now. the dirty swine.

 

[El Presidente]

blue, and my ex tosser of a boyfriend

Should that not say "and my tosser of an ex-boyfriend?" OR has he given up wanking since you two split up?

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Tony Blair.
Gordan Brown.
Bill Archer.
Bin Larden.
And John Prescott if he say's no to Falmer but if he say's yes, then it'll be either Victoria Beckham/David Beckham.

Can we have a 6th person?

 

[itszamora]

The Pope.

You bigoted ! You have the cheek to call kev the ape a racist but consider it acceptable to kill the pope?

Back on topic, my five would be

Bill Archer
David Bellotti
Robert Mugabe
The ref we had on saturday v Crewe
Whoever runs Arriva Trains Wales

 

[Donk the Seagull]

George Bush
Tony Blair
Pete Smith (qpr fan and my former sunday league manager)
Wayne Rooney
a random northener

 

[NMH]

One for Bush would save millions of innocents
Archer. this was too easy.
Belotti, as above.
The person who wants to shoot Baby Spice, before he even loads. She's a dolly, I want to play with her parts and arrange her in several positions.
The Israeli who killed Itzak Rabin. He killed a lot of hope and possibility for that mideast problem to end.

 

[Biscuit]

Archer
Bellotti
Stanley
Bush
The guy from the BOGOF adverts. The really cheap commercial, by one get one free etc. What a jerk.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

a random northener

That's a bit harsh.

Thatcher (Margaret)
Thatcher (Mark)
Bush (George Walker)
Archer (William)
Bellotti (David)

 

[Brighton Brat]

George Bush
Will Young
Busted
David Dickinson
Alex Ferguson

 

[Brighton Boy]

Peter Andre.........TIT
Jordan........TITS
Curly watts........why not?
Ian Huntley
Vanilla Ice

 

[NMH]

One more thing- I would not have a bullet for 'Al Zakawi', he deserves a far more nasty end - perhaps something along the lines of a scientific experiment.... disection of some sort......
any ideas?