If you HAD to kill 5 people who would they be??

[Meade's Ball]

Me, you, your mum, your gran and that idiot-faced twat off the Halifax adverts.

 

[finbar]

Thatcher
Nelly
Baron Greenback
Jeremy Clarkson
Janet Jackson

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Mr David Bellotti
Mr William Archer
That terrorist guy who keeps cutting people's heads off
My former landlord who still hasn't returned my deposit of over £1200 from last August
My former business partner, would save me a lot of hassle.

 

[Cian]

I'm going to take Rangdo's spare shot if he doesn't - Eminem.

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

I cant belive no one has saved a bullet for Ian Huntley

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Huntley doesn't deserve a bullet...that would be far too quick...what he deserves is having the shit kicked out of him ever day until he dies

 

[Rangdo]

I'm going to take Rangdo's spare shot if he doesn't - Eminem.

I didn't realise I had one left I thought there were 5 members of Westlife, although I won't question Wozza's wisdom on the subject.
If I've got one left I'll stand Bellotti in front of Archer and get two for the price of one.

 

[Brixtaan]

5 Traffic wardens. I mean it.

 

[Cian]

I didn't realise I had one left I thought there were 5 members of Westlife, although I won't question Wozza's wisdom on the subject.
If I've got one left I'll stand Bellotti in front of Archer and get two for the price of one.

Br[y|i]an McFadden left Westlife, so they only have 4.

 

[The Large One]

If I've got one left I'll stand Bellotti in front of Archer and get two for the price of one.

Hire a hitman
Hire a hitman...

 

[Cian]

Bill Archer
Bill Archer
Bill Archer
Bill Archer
Bill Archer

(just to make sure)

Ah come on . He's not Rasputin. Three bullets would do it.

 

[Kev the Ape]

stanley
bellotti
archer
KELLY (my ex)
robert mugabe

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

stanley
bellotti
archer
KELLY (my ex)
robert mugabe

christ- you're willing to KILL your ex

bit extreme there kev

and what do you actually know about mugabe?

 

[El Presidente]

Mike Smith (the former Radio 1 Dee-Jay who encouraged someone to his death on Noel's Death Party or whatever crap used to be on a Saturday night)

Mrs. Thatch

Mick Hucknall

Milosevic (Serbian leader not the former Villa Number 9)

Monty Burns

 

[El Presidente]

and what do you actually know about mugabe?

He learnt how to spend his name in literacy class today so is practicing it

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The bloke responsible for the Ken Bigley/hostages murders
Bin Laden
Mr Blobby
Timmy Mallett
.......Dunno.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

enrique- he just pisses me off
micky's dad in eastenders- he seems a bit intellectual- GET A JOB
dickface cheney-
leo di caprio(sp?)- why does everyone fancy him
kev the ape only joking

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'm going to kill Girls Aloud if they don't stop giving me erections.

 

[B.M.F]

Can you save the body for me ? And make sure the exit wound is in the BACK of her head.

Ta.

Is that so when rigomortis sets in you know that one of you will stay stiff

 

[B.M.F]

the four biggest gods of all time because IMHO religion is the cause of more war and hatred than anything else on this planet.

The other one goes to my Real Dad who goes by the name of Peter Chrismas. The bloke is an absolute tosser and is the only person I am willing to do time for will not go into it any further.