If you HAD to kill 5 people who would they be??

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

That's a bit harsh innit, just cos he gave you the name Christmas?

I've thought of my last one... I want it to be the scumbag who runs Al-Jazeera TV, Mohammed el Sickhead

 

[El Presidente]

Yikes, we had a teacher at school (BHASVIC) called Peter Christmas, it's not the same one is it? He was an utter tit.

 

[B.M.F]

Yikes, we had a teacher at school (BHASVIC) called Peter Christmas, it's not the same one is it? He was an utter tit.

No he wasn't and the Surname is Chrismas without the T. Like I said I will not go into more details but if you ever read in the papers that someone has killed this bloke then you will probably reading my posts written from somewhere safe from exile.

 

[El Presidente]

No he wasn't and the Surname is Chrismas without the T. Like I said I will not go into more details but if you ever read in the papers that someone has killed this bloke then you will probably reading my posts written from somewhere safe from exile.

Is it because you surname only allows you to come once a year?








COAT

 

[B.M.F]

Is it because you surname only allows you to come once a year?

No it was because I thought he got me 3 hookers for Christmas Ho Ho Ho

 

[Hungry Joe]

all members of Coldplay

if theres only 4 then add Mugabe for being a

I think you'll find that Mugabe guests on keyboards now and again for Coldplay when Chris Martin's wrists are hurting too much from playing soggy-biscuit with Embrace. The rest of the band hate it when they start arguing over Fair Trade though.

 

[graz126]

easy that.


the wifes ex husband all 5 times. and when the judges sends me down i would happily say yes i was guilty your honour but im afraid i dont feel any remorse what so ever. i will serve my time without any problems and feel justified in my crime.

speaking without predjudice of course.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Margaret Thatcher
David Bellotti
Bill Archer
George W Bush
My ex wife's husband

 

[On the Left Wing]

easy that.


the wifes ex husband all 5 times. and when the judges sends me down i would happily say yes i was guilty your honour but im afraid i dont feel any remorse what so ever. i will serve my time without any problems and feel justified in my crime.

speaking without predjudice of course.

Hey Graz .... so you have a yearning desire to slaughter your ex-wife's husband ... so do I!

have you ever seen "Throw Momma From the Train"? You do mine and I'll do yours!!!!

 

[Del Boy]

Simon Cowell
Jodie Marsh
Peter Andre
Dec (from Ant & Dec)
Roy Whiting

 

[Windmill]

Greg Stanley
Archer
Bellotti
Norman Baker MP
Prosser the Tosser

 

[chez]

Bin Laden
Scott Mcgleish
Tony Richards
Roy Whiting
The bloke that holds all thr details on how much cash i owe differant credit card companies.

 

[B.M.F]

The bloke that holds all thr details on how much cash i owe differant credit card companies.

Oi I can get all that data mate That bloke is not the same one that gave up trying to get you to pay back the last 10 grand

 

[chez]

Oi I can get all that data mate That bloke is not the same one that gave up trying to get you to pay back the last 10 grand

Maybe someone already shot that bloke then!!!!

 

[ShorehamGull]

Saddam Hussein,
Bin Laden,
Bill Archer,
David Bellotti,
Norman Baker,

 

[B.M.F]

The bloke that holds all thr details on how much cash i owe differant credit card companies.

Hey, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and appologise

 

[chez]

Hey, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and appologise

f*** off fatboy, I cant remember what film its from!!!!!!!!!! Here we go, up all c**ting night now thinking.

 

[B.M.F]

f*** off fatboy, I cant remember what film its from!!!!!!!!!! Here we go, up all c**ting night now thinking.

Ressie Dogs mate

toby wong, fuckin charlie chan thought the sunnies afterwards would have given it away

 

[spidey]

Bin Laden
Mugabe
The chav that won the lottery (as a warning to the rest of them)
Archer
Ian Wright

 

[ro's pants]

blue, and my ex tosser of a boyfriend