If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd change mine to Nat West and get a job as a postman near their credit card HQ.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Max powers (sorry simpsons referance)

 

[Biscuit]

I'd change mine to Nat West and get a job as a postman near their credit card HQ.

 

[Buzzer]

Kirk St Moritz

Now he was a fanny magnet.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Pixie Hotmuffin. Probably.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Kirk St Moritz

Now he was a fanny magnet.

"Dear John" right?

Possibly the WORST 80s sit-com EVER....*

*althought that one called "Rosie" about police officers was pretty shit, too.

 

[The Large One]

"Dear John" right?

Possibly the WORST 80s sit-com EVER....*

*althought that one called "Rosie" about police officers was pretty shit, too.

You're forgetting 'Rings On Their Fingers' with Martin Jarvis and Diane Keen - but I suppose that's understandable.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Im sure LB or someone can correct me here.

If I own land on Westmestion Avenue, in Saltdean, I can call myself Richard Raymond Tipple, Lord of the Manor of Westmeston.

Or Just 'Lord Westmeston' for short.

You'd stand a better chance if you owned land in Westmeston, rather than Saltdean.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Think I'd go for Regina instead of just Gina. I think it's better to have a name with more than two syllables.

I remember reading about a vicar who had a hell of a job persuading a couple of parents, just before the christening, that Vagina wasn't a name that their little girl would thank them for.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

dave guinness

 

[Scotty Mac]

val venis

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

When I was young I always wanted to change my name to Horatio Meng Aggregate.

Nothing's changed. I may change it tomorrow.

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Hamish McSporran

 

[Trigger]

Bob Tibblehafflebiffle.

 

[H block]

Alfred E. Neuman

 

[surrey jim]

Cyril

 

[dougdeep]

I'll stick with Douglas Deutronimus Deep.