If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

[Silent Bob]

Mr Brighton & Hove Albion FC.


I've always imagined that bloke who changed his name to Portsmouth FC was a VERY classy individual.

Is he the bloke covered in Portsmouth tatoos?

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Arthur Penis

Now known as Art Penis. (Don't remember which book, but it was in the small ads, along with The Holiday Homes for Pets Pie Company Ltd.)

 

[Biscuit]

Pumpernickle Hogtrude Filiper-smithstead.

 

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That's been taken Giblet.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Wattock Hunt

 

[Dave the OAP]

Wayne Ankers

 

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Seymour Kuntz

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mr Montel Vontavious Porter.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Either "Stud" or "Peter Faeces", can't decide which one rolls off the tongue better.

 

[Hampden Park]

dozma bomluk-bigindis

 

[Dave the OAP]

Nigel Maximus


has a certain ring to it

 

[Pettitt303]

No doubt it would be

Paul Me'Cockard

 

[Bluejuice]

I already quite like my name, although the banks don't...


But if I were to change it I think I'd go for Mr Ignatius Cheese

 

[Clothes Peg]

Think I'd go for Regina instead of just Gina. I think it's better to have a name with more than two syllables.

 

[Brovion]

My father, when he was going through his 'I'm a High Tory' phase was seriously going to change his name to his French mother's maiden name of D'Albertansant. He said "If I change mine you should change yours as well." Yeah, right. I could well have imagined the beatings I would have taken at school with a poncy name like that. Fortuantely sanity prevailed.

 

[Les Biehn]

Sir Peter Rapesbottom the Fourth.
Or
El Bouto Monlito Pelmoto Hateetay Foulito Mon Bato.

 

[nobody's dupe]

Well, anybody can take my middle name away from me please. It's on my birth certificate staring at anybody who cares to scan it.

Can you imagine being called Aday? I am told that it was the midwife's idea. Apparently she took one look at me and said, "Let's call it a day."

 

[Frutos]

Mr Montel Vontavious Porter.

Of all the ones you could have picked, why that one?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Boomprom Bumrung after the FLAIRful Thai footballer.

 

[NMH]

My Nose.
I would pick that name.