If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

[Simster]

Mr Brighton & Hove Albion FC.


I've always imagined that bloke who changed his name to Portsmouth FC was a VERY classy individual.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Mr Brighton & Hove Albion FC.


I've always imagined that bloke who changed his name to Portsmouth FC was a VERY classy individual.

untill you saw him...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

ahem!
You should scan them in here then eh?

Maybe I will, if you were thinking of cracking one off to them bear in mind my ugly mug also features

 

[Cian]

Maybe I will, if you were thinking of cracking one off to them bear in mind my ugly mug also features

Photoshop, black paint brush, sorted...

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Photoshop, black paint brush, sorted...

Would be just like "that" picture of dwayne

 

[captainmorganrum]

Maybe I will, if you were thinking of cracking one off to them bear in mind my ugly mug also features

Right hand clamped to member.
Left hand obscuring 'ugly mug'

Job is a good 'un

 

[maffew]

x234 9jy

then I'd have the coollest personalised number plate ever

 

[Biscuit]

Im sure LB or someone can correct me here.

If I own land on Westmestion Avenue, in Saltdean, I can call myself Richard Raymond Tipple, Lord of the Manor of Westmeston.

Or Just 'Lord Westmeston' for short.

 

[Braders]

i wouldn't have one

i'd be the man with no name

 

[The Large One]

Sir Royston Tuberculotic-Sandwich

Oh, I don't know, I just made it up.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would be just like "that" picture of dwayne

My muscles are much bigger

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

My muscles are much bigger

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Doctor Agamemnon StClair ... kind of snappy ...

 

[oapdodge]

Richard

 

[Beach Hut]

Julian Clary

 

[Hiney]

Arthur Penis

 

[JJ McClure]

Captain Chaos

 

[Scotty Mac]

abdul masheeq ahmed

 

[Blackadder]

Mr Archer Belotti has a nice ring to it!

I could be the "football fans" friend!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Tariq mohammed hassain.