I need a MAN with a VAN

[Publius Ovidius]

To keep clean, you could use a bird with a flannell
Who works on the Fantasy Channel


j'obtiennent mon manteau

 

[zefarelly]

to clean his old cock
he wanks off in a sock

 

[Marc]

zef thats so sick,
playing with his prick,
i suggest we go,
to the ladyboy show!











what?

 

[zefarelly]

zef thats so sick,
playing with his prick,
i suggest we go,
to the ladyboy show!



Crabbers

sometimes I worry abou you
and what your suggesting to do
I think you should steer
away from those queers












what?

 

[Seagulltonian]

May I be so bold,
As to suggest NSC Gold?

NSC Gold!!!
I think we should be told

 

[RalphMilne]

To get more to the point and on the right track
If Brighton lose will you give Mark (McGee) an extended contract?

 

[zefarelly]

good point Ralph

On sunday in Cardiff, its Brizzle city we'll trounce
I think its now time to give this thread a bounce

 

[RalphMilne]

The stage is set, the optimist you are
I can't make the game, I'll be pissed in a bar...

 

[Trotster]

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
stop this thread now
cause its starting to sink

 

[Safeway]

'SAKE.

 

[Trotster]

Err, that doesnt rhyme safeway - you BINNER

 

[RalphMilne]

fake, rythms with sake, you could have used that.
You started this thread so don't be a, silly billy....

 

[Everest]

Err, that doesnt rhyme safeway - you BINNER

Go have a CHEESE sandwich for dinner

 

[zefarelly]

well here we are, and another bright new day
Safeways still wishing this thread would go away

 

[Titanic]

I can't see that happening, Zef-a-relly
Oi Safeway, do you need a hand moving that telly ?

 

[zefarelly]

neither can I Titanic
not while Safeways still in a panic

 

[Gazwag]

NSC Gold?
But he'll be out in the cold
If he can't move house
He might end up a mouse
Living in field near a motorway
But we'll think of you safeway

 

[Marc]

is this thread still going? oh whoops i've dont it in bold,
maybe Bozza is right, this should be in NSC Gold

 

[Everest]

I've glanced at the top, just 2 days to go
We can't take the flag , now that's a big blow.

 

[Dr Schnell]

On we march to Cardiff
City won't get a sniff