i just got ARRESTED

[Barrel of Fun]

That brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Golden Handshake'.

 

[El Presidente]

Everyones had a piss in thr street on the way home at some point or other. Hell, I've done it just to warm my hands.

I thought you were too busy slipping your WANG up newsreader's dirtboxes to relieve yourself?

 

[Easy 10]

You've done it to warm mine too, which was very kind.

I only wish I could produce more fluids. But I guess that makes ever little drop special.

 

[Easy 10]

I thought you were too busy slipping your WANG up newsreader's dirtboxes to relieve yourself?

You're trying to get me into trouble with her MUM again now arn't you

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Has Marcella W*ittingdale's MUM been on here?

 

[El Presidente]

I believe in this picture she is referring to the size of your 'chap', following your trip down her Bourneville Boulevard. From personal experience I would say her assessment is harsh.......but fair.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Has Marcella W*ittingdale's MUM been on here?

 

[Easy 10]

I believe in this picture she is referring to the size of your 'chap', following your trip down her Bourneville Boulevard. From personal experience I would say her assessment is harsh.......but fair.

Actually, she's probably demonstrating how she prised open the entrance to her gaping Cadbury Canyon to enable smooth access. Or something.

 

[El Presidente]

Actually, she's probably demonstrating how she prised open the entrance to her gaping Cadbury Canyon to enable smooth access. Or something.

Nah.....deffo your cock.

 

[smudge]

I'm ashamed to admit that after drinking too much vino whilst ashore in Venice many years ago, I "grand slammed" after being ejected from a very upmarket bar/restaurant.

I didn't get arrested though.

 

[desprateseagull]

olympic winners are exempt, according to rule 18a.1.i....