i just got ARRESTED

[turienzo's lovechild]

for pissing in the street

got an £80 fine and god ruffed up a bit

 

[Clothes Peg]

That happened to one of my ex's. Gives you a criminal record. Apparently it could be seen as a sex crime too. You'll never be allowed near kids again.

 

[Bluejuice]

Reckon there's a moral in there somewhere?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Apparently if you have your hand touching a car it's legal. Something like that.

 

[Bluejuice]

So you can piss all over someone's car in the street but not down a back alley?

 

[Clothes Peg]

So you can piss all over someone's car in the street but not down a back alley?

It's one of those weird old laws. Saw it on the internet so it MUST be true.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

for pissing in the street

got an £80 fine and god ruffed up a bit

I didn't know you were French.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I always piss in the street when pissed, never been caught mind

I have pissed all over the front door of Chelsea building society just for the hate of Chelsea FC.

Where exactly was you pissing?

 

[Robot Chicken]

That happened to one of my ex's. Gives you a criminal record. Apparently it could be seen as a sex crime too. You'll never be allowed near kids again.

I don't think it will go as far as that but after a quick search I found this:

The government has warned that police in England and Wales will hand out £80 fines to people caught fighting, urinating or being sick in the street.

 

[vulture]

I used to piss through shop letterboxes

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I don't think it will go as far as that but after a quick search I found this:

What, so if you are genuininly ill without consumption of alcohol and you throw up in a street, and get caught, you will get a fine? Now that is taking the piss

Does the law state anything about shitting in the street?

 

[Robot Chicken]

I heard about a group of stag party guys who stripped the stag naked and chained him to some railings then went off and left him. When they returned later he wasn't there.

Apparently the police had arrived, arrested HIM for exposure and locked him up. That really does give you a criminal record and puts you on the sex offenders register.

 

[vulture]

I heard about a group of stag party guys who stripped the stag naked and chained him to some railings then went off and left him. When they returned later he wasn't there.

Apparently the police had arrived, arrested HIM for exposure and locked him up. That really does give you a criminal record and puts you on the sex offenders register.

That is harsh poor bloke.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Does the law state anything about shitting in the street?

Probably ok as long as you scoop your poop.

 

[Without Limits]

Yesturday's Marathon the police really messed up then, I saw loads of people pissing (women too) and throwing up, they could of made a killing.

Think of Paula Radcliffe was it last year? Every newspaper and TV station showed that but I bet she wasn't fined

 

[vulture]

Yesturday's Marathon the police really messed up then, I saw loads of people pissing (women too) and throwing up, they could of made a killing.

Think of Paula Radcliffe was it last year? Every newspaper and TV station showed that but I bet she wasn't fined

Did she piss or shit

 

[The Large One]

Pissed, shat AND cried.

 

[Biscuit]

Pissed, shat AND cried.

throw away the key!

 

[Gazwag]

for pissing in the street

got an £80 fine and god ruffed up a bit

The important thing is was God ok afterwards

 

[NMH]

There's a curious by-law that if you are the driver of a hackney carriage (which includes taxi-cabs by the way) you may lawfully take a piss on the front driver's side wheel.

(edit; not the one with the dashboard behind it)