I have found somewhere worse than Croydon

[Common as Mook]

Marvellous.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I have no intention of falling out, but dont tell me to f*** OFF when all I was doing was expressing an OPINION

 

[Perry Milkins]

With all due respect Frank...you can go an f*** right off

IN MY OPINION..which is what this board is all about OPINIONS, you fuckwit, it is a shithole. I parked opposite the waitrose by a f*** off great factory outlet store, and walked into Town, whereby I happened upon a LIDLE, an Iceland, A Corner Pikey shop, a Weatherspoons, , hoards of Charity Shops and a pub where people were sat outside shouting and swearing. I was looking for a WH Smith and the closest I found was an Alldays

I do not come from HOVE, so get your fact right .

So I will reiterate IN MY f***ing HUMBLE OPINION its a shithole.

And No my mother doesn't want shagging thankyou, as that is no doubt your next offering.

Mile Oak innit DTG?

 

[Perry Milkins]

And BOOM

Another binfest EXPLODES into life. This one could be IMMENSE

My flounceometer needle is off the scale right now.

Do eff right off you old piece of rotting tripe!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

And BOOM

Another binfest EXPLODES into life. This one could be IMMENSE

My flounceometer needle is off the scale right now.

 

[Easy 10]

Do eff right off you old piece of rotting tripe!

DO ONE you cantankerous old slab of fetid BUTTOCK

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Mile Oak innit DTG?

is is that me bre

 

[Perry Milkins]

DO ONE you cantankerous old slab of fetid BUTTOCK

You see the line of scum in an old tramps bath after he has scrubbed up..yeah? That's you that is!

 

[Easy 10]

You see the line of scum in an old tramps bath after he has scrubeed up..yeah? That's you that is!

Well you smell of plop plops.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Well you smell of plop plops.

You kissed an old dear on the bum behind the shed after Sunday School...

 

[Stoo82]

*fart*

 

[bhaexpress]

*fart*

 

[Easy 10]

You kissed an old dear on the bum behind the shed after Sunday School...

And your mum loved every minute of it.
Anyway, you poked your cats puckered pink star with a crayon, then stirred your milk with it. I saw, and I'm telling.

 

[Perry Milkins]

And your mum loved every minute of it.
Anyway, you poked your cats puckered pink star with a crayon, then stirred your milk with it. I saw, and I'm telling.

Easy old chap I don't think we are hitting the heights that Granny and Frank did.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy old chap I don't think we are hitting the heights that Granny and Frank did.

You're right. Lets face it, our hearts arn't in it.
We need to whip up some genuine FURY in order to fuel that kind of SPITE and BILE.

Just not in their league.

 

[upthealbion1970]

i know a place even worse - skelmersdale in Lancashire, one of the "new towns", between Wigan and liverpool and full of plastic scouse pikeys

 

[User removed 4]

Even I am surprised at how Keston is viewed, but it's quite nice. Sadly it is also probably the best place to get a Daily Mail. I think that speaks volumes.

how so ?? what "volumes" does that speak ? oh, and your an utter cock by the way.

 

[User removed 4]

Keston is really posh..doubt they would let any chavs filthy the pavements.

you're right, ive got a mate who lives on keston park.

 

[Perry Milkins]

you're right, ive got a mate who lives on keston park.

Thanks for the vote of confidence...

 

[User removed 4]

Thanks for the vote of confidence...

no problem, i could see you needed a boost.