I am prepared to race the Large One to his shop......

[The Large One]

Tragic maybe, pant-wettingly-funny, definitely.

You speak the truth. I'll report back once he's been by.

 

[Buzzer]

This spackfest of a thread is gonna go GOLD.

Will we have adjudicators and stuff. Has anyone contacted Richie Morris to report on this and who has the best rack? Will there be t-shirts for sale with slogans like "HB&B is suburban and he knows it"

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Will there be t-shirts for sale with slogans like "HB&B is suburban and he knows it"

What, you mean something like this one...

...which can be found going at very reasonable (?) price at a shop not a million miles to the finish line?

Any more slogan suggestions?

"I'm in central Brighton, I'm in central Brighton
You're not, you're not"

"I raced all the way to central Brighton and all I bought was this lousy t-shirt"

"The Albion Waddleathon"

...maybe not.

 

[The Large One]

Oh, do stop, Aggers.

This is emabarrassing enough for me as it is. I suppose this is what comes of picking on someone who is lost and confused, and doesn't know where their house is. I bring it uon myself, I know.

 

[Buzzer]

Oh, do stop, Aggers.

This is emabarrassing enough for me as it is. I suppose this is what comes of picking on someone who is lost and confused, and doesn't know where their house is. I bring it uon myself, I know.

As a forfeit for when HB&B loses can you insist he changes the pretentious bollocks in his signature etc, please Al?

HB&B is a terrible snob - i.e. he's not very good at being one.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Can someone film this? Background music from the 'London Marathon?

 

[The Large One]

Can someone film this? Background music from the 'London Marathon?

I was thinking more 'Benny Hill'...

 

[Perry Milkins]

I was thinking more 'Benny Hill'...

which one of you will be running in ladies underwear then?

 

[The Large One]

which one of you will be running in ladies underwear then?

See the WAGs thread.

 

[Buzzer]

well....Al's the one with the Albion bikinis ready at hand.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

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[Deleted User X18H]

Ahhh have you been waiting for me bless !!!!!!!!! maybe tomorrow.

 

[The Large One]

Ahhh have you been waiting for me bless !!!!!!!!! maybe tomorrow.

Waiting for you? You can sod right off.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Ahhh have you been waiting for me bless !!!!!!!!! maybe tomorrow.

The only NSCer to be quoted in The Club Programme 1/09/2007 Page 41.

For those of us unable to buy this august publication, maybe somebody could tell us all exactly what this famous quote was?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The only NSCer to be quoted in The Club Programme 1/09/2007 Page 41.

For those of us unable to buy this august publication, maybe somebody could tell us all exactly what this famous quote was?

He pointed out Wilkins had three arms.

I am more interested to know what that chap has seen protuding from Malcolms' derriere.

http://www.seagulls.premiumtv.co.uk/page/MatchGallery/0,,10433~1099544,00.html

 

[Braders]

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I have this vision of Jeux Sans Frontieres with Stuart Hall doing the laughing ...................

 

[NMH]

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[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I have this vision of Jeux Sans Frontieres with Stuart Hall doing the laughing ...................

Brilliant!

HERE COME THE BELGIANS HA HAAHAAAAAA

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Beardy........ I will be at your shop sometime tomorrow be prepared.