I am prepared to race the Large One to his shop......

[who me?]

hove bed and breakfast. f*** off you stupid attention seeking sad fecal waste of humanity.
for an old cu,nt you have got a disturbing need to seek the approbation of persons placed younger than your peer group.

you are one sad individual.
you are not big
you are not clever
you are not ironic or funny
you are failing in your attempts to wind people off

you are as irrelevent and boring as a midge

you are just an attention seeking pathetic old cu,nt

now f*** off back to gardeners question time where you belong

 

[Cheshire Cat]

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Advance footage of the race of the century. Hove Born and (the Drove is part of central Brighton) Bred v The Large (rolling down the hill toward the Old Steine) One. Who will win? Who will need mouth to mouth resuscitation first? Who will pass up the opportunity to dive into the first pub on the route for much needed rehydration? Who will actually turn up in TLOs shop tommorrow? Will HB&B actually buy a t-shirt from TLO during his visit? Questions, questions......

 

[who me?]

and for one so wealthy

how come i had to publicly SHAME you into paying your sponsorship pledge

 

[British Bulldog]

hove bed and breakfast. f*** off you stupid attention seeking sad fecal waste of humanity.
for an old cu,nt you have got a disturbing need to seek the approbation of persons placed younger than your peer group.

you are one sad individual.
you are not big
you are not clever
you are not ironic or funny
you are failing in your attempts to wind people off

you are as irrelevent and boring as a midge

you are just an attention seeking pathetic old cu,nt

now f*** off back to gardeners question time where you belong

And thats just his good points!

 

[who me?]

And thats just his good points!

he has no good points
he is a total twat who pledged money to bozza for shirt sponsorship and tried to welch on his pledge.

f*** sake...what kind of c,unt pledges £30 quid to IMPRESS US WITH HOW RICH HE IS and tries to get out of paying such a pathetic amount

 

[Deleted User X18H]

he has no good points
he is a total twat who pledged money to bozza for shirt sponsorship and tried to welch on his pledge.

f*** sake...what kind of c,unt pledges £30 quid to IMPRESS US WITH HOW RICH HE IS and tries to get out of paying such a pathetic amount

hove bed and breakfast. f*** off you stupid attention seeking sad fecal waste of humanity.
for an old cu,nt you have got a disturbing need to seek the approbation of persons placed younger than your peer group.

you are one sad individual.
you are not big
you are not clever
you are not ironic or funny
you are failing in your attempts to wind people off

you are as irrelevent and boring as a midge

you are just an attention seeking pathetic old cu,nt

now f*** off back to gardeners question time where you belong

Who me is my mate we have tea together he is erm how can i put it special, so please ignore this outburst bless him. Me and his Mum have a bit of a Pike, Sgt Wilson , Pikes Mum realationship .I am his Uncle Arthur

 

[Buzzer]

Beardy........ I will be at your shop sometime tomorrow be prepared.

I can confirm...having bumped into him tonight...that he is beardless and well mullered.


And he'll still beat you in this spacca challenge.

 

[The Large One]

I can confirm...having bumped into him tonight...that he is beardless and well mullered.


And he'll still beat you in this spacca challenge.

NO BEARD AND WELL FACKIN' MULLERED...

Five bottles of Paulaner (abv 6.2%), half a bottle of some Munich beer that smelt of smoked cheese (abv off the scale) two large brandy & cokes, two shots of Tuaca.

And that's before me tea...

 

[fork me]

NO BEARD AND WELL FACKIN' MULLERED...

Five bottles of Paulaner (abv 6.2%), half a bottle of some Munich beer that smelt of smoked cheese (abv off the scale) two large brandy & cokes, two shots of Tuaca.

And that's before me tea...

How'd you post that at 23:44? I was still with you then.

Fork Me

 

[The Large One]

How'd you post that at 23:44? I was still with you then.

Fork Me

When you're talking about the NSC clock, the fuckin' fucker's fuckin' f***ed.

 

[fork me]

When you're talking about the NSC clock, the fuckin' fucker's fuckin' f***ed.

Aaah, I fuckin' see.

Fork Me

 

[Dover]

Can you please give us a shout when the race is due to start. Krispies has just done his advanced life support refresher, and i'm just about to do mine. I'm certain I could borrow a portable defibrilator for the day.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Surely its started

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

So whens the race then?

 

[who me?]

So whens the race then?

It's another hove bed and breakfast big gobshite bottle job,just like bozza's £30

way to go mother 79 years old and still getting your leg over.

pity it is with a total waste of oxygen like hove bed and breakfast.

shows what a t,wat he is (1) a gentlemen never tells (2) those who talk about it the most get the least. (3) what kind of berk boasts about having sex with a 79 year old

 

[NMH]

...............(3) what kind of berk boasts about having sex with a 79 year old

Dunno about that one, but if the 79year old isn't the one doing the boasting, then I'd keep schtum.

 

[Beach Hut]

Well what happened then Hove Inbred ?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

They were both going at full speed handbags when it all went very quiet :safeway2:. I can only asume that they both have sobered up and become best buddies

 

[British Bulldog]

Well what happened then Hove Inbred ?

Looks like all talk and no action!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Why isn't this in NSC Gold yet?