Plenty! I wonder if we can drag aids into this somehow?
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Plenty! I wonder if we can drag aids into this somehow?
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Maybe he could race his crippled turkey?
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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GOBBLES!
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Or maybe him and Kev could race on the crippled turkeys? a sort of spastic horse race
The Large One
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A kind of Handicapped Handicap Stakes? One starts at my house, one at Timmy's. Winning post is the shop.
Thats the one, would it be wrong to bet on it?
Scotty Mac
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The Large One
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Not at all. I'll have a monkey (off his back) on it.
Betting on spastics racing, I didnt think I could get any lower....
You could rape them...
The Large One
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It's 'Handicapped' - not 'spastics'. You're well naughty.
And anyway, it is acceptable if you maim your own turkey first.
The Large One
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WELL, COME ON THEN, YOU YELLOW CHICKEN. WHERE ARE YA?
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Here I am TLO I will be in your shoppee tomorrow to discuss and arrange.
Shizuoka Dolphin
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HB&B, I know you're constantly on the wind-up, but sometime it just looks a bit...sad. 
Alan?? Running?? Funniest thing I've heard in a long time...!!
He get's out of breath picking up a pint of Harveys.
I seem to recall the last time Alan ran, it was a Sunday football game about 10 years ago (maybe more), and the spectactor walking up and down the line covered more grass than him.
If there really is going to be a race - this I have to see..!!
He get's out of breath picking up a pint of Harveys.
I seem to recall the last time Alan ran, it was a Sunday football game about 10 years ago (maybe more), and the spectactor walking up and down the line covered more grass than him.
If there really is going to be a race - this I have to see..!!
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Well? date? time? route? spectator facilities? odds? prize money? St Johns ambulance resusitation availabilities? hospital beds booked? anything?
The Large One
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You can talk, you didn't even get into the team.Alan?? Running?? Funniest thing I've heard in a long time...!!
He get's out of breath picking up a pint of Harveys.
I seem to recall the last time Alan ran, it was a Sunday football game about 10 years ago (maybe more), and the spectactor walking up and down the line covered more grass than him.
If there really is going to be a race - this I have to see..!!
Anyway, who said anything about running?
The Large One
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What would make this all the more tragic is if that silly sod really did turn up...
pasty
A different kind of pasty
What would make this all the more tragic is if that silly sod really did turn up...
Tragic maybe, pant-wettingly-funny, definitely.