The Large One
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Just arguing the toss about this in the office with some squelch-f***ed dead-head who lives in Woodingdean and fears Autogeddon will suffocate her children, and that footballs are made of Satan's own tuberculotic spermoids, and that football fans give you cancer.
I said that we will all make our way to Falmer in organically-grown muesli-powered Lovevehicles, which are serviced by the bark of hugged trees farmed on a consciously-aware liberal space, free from toxin-laden hate-Nazis, and the only exhaust emissions will be that of seal cubs tears. She seemed to accept that, but it got me thinking...
How would you normally get to Falmer of a match day, and can it be considered 'environmentally friendly'?
Me, train from London Road Station to Falmer, and back again. Plenty of scope for beer then. You?
I said that we will all make our way to Falmer in organically-grown muesli-powered Lovevehicles, which are serviced by the bark of hugged trees farmed on a consciously-aware liberal space, free from toxin-laden hate-Nazis, and the only exhaust emissions will be that of seal cubs tears. She seemed to accept that, but it got me thinking...
How would you normally get to Falmer of a match day, and can it be considered 'environmentally friendly'?
Me, train from London Road Station to Falmer, and back again. Plenty of scope for beer then. You?