Horatios tonight

[User Removed]

I very much doubt that sadly. I must've eaten something a bit dodgy last night - as I've been VINDALOO most of the day.

*Taxi honks horn*

This is enough now - I'm just not going to RICE to it anymore.

 

[Spider]

I must admit these pun threads are getting a tad(ka) DAHL!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The Palace Pier was renamed by its dodgy owners because they opposed the rescue of the West Pier and wanted to promote their idea that there was only one pier in Brighton and that was how it should be.

Anyone who falls for that ploy is a stooge.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

The Palace Pier was renamed by its dodgy owners because they opposed the rescue of the West Pier and wanted to promote their idea that there was only one pier in Brighton and that was how it should be.

Anyone who falls for that ploy is a stooge.

Thats a 'Noble' statement.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You're on fire tonight, Tim.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

The Palace Pier was renamed by its dodgy owners because they opposed the rescue of the West Pier and wanted to promote their idea that there was only one pier in Brighton and that was how it should be.

Anyone who falls for that ploy is a stooge.

Not quite...

The Palace Pier was renamed by its dodgy owners because they wanted the Palace Pier to be the pier everyone thought of when they said Brighton Pier.

They wanted to make sure the west Pier could not ever be called Brighton Pier.

 

[bhaexpress]

Oh shit. I think I've just started one of those tedious pun threads. I guarantee by this time tomorrow, BHAExpress will have posted at least 5 times on here and it will undoubtedly be the least funny thing since his last unfunny pun.

Such a bitch ! Calls me unfunny with a nickname like that as well. Still at least your parents had a sense of humour.

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

Not trying to be bitchy. Just saying that I find you completely humourless. Genuine question - what is it with your obsession of insulting everyone's parents? It seems to be your default insult.