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Horatios tonight
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mistahclarke
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- Jul 28, 2009
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If the person at the station bar wearing a green t-shirt and an england flag tied round your neck, who jumped the toilet queue at full time and started punching the hand-drier when challenged, you sir, are a KNOB! 
Billy the Fish
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You're not this bloke, are you?
A university student who admitted impersonating comedy character Frank Spencer on police airwaves using an officer's radio has escaped a jail sentence.
Nathan Stack, 21, interrupted police frequencies in the Worthing area with catchphrases memorised from the BBC TV comedy Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.
He pleaded guilty on 24 September to charges of theft, after finding the radio at a filling station.
He also admitted sending false messages contrary to the Wireless Telegraphy Act 1949.
Stack, of York Gardens, in Littlehampton, was ordered to carry out 160 hours of community service by Worthing magistrates.
Stack apologised for his actions and said he had been "stupid".
During his trial, he admitted using catchphrases including "Ooh Betty" and lines such as "Goodbye little fairies I must leave on the double, I would like to stay for one more day but I'm in a spot of trouble".
Stack was caught after his car was stopped by police on suspicion of speeding.
He then asked the officer, in Frank Spencer voice: "Can I help you officer?"
The traffic officer recognised the voice - and arrested Stack.
A search of his car uncovered the radio under a seat.
Actually. Its just the pier. Why bother calling it "BRighton pier" or "Palace pier" or whatever. the West pier is the west pier. And the pier is Palace/brighton pier. simples.
vegster
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- May 5, 2008
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wait til we go out......
bristolseagull
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yeah 'cause brighton's the only place where there was trouble last night....
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Horatios have always been a high spot for trouble, espically if we lose. I remember a incident there in 2004 when we went out to Portugal.
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Apparently there was a big punch up outside, and two blokes got knocked out and taken to hospital.
One of them got released but the other is still in a korma.
Joey Deacon's Disco Suit
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- Apr 19, 2010
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I heard some guy collapsed and died of a heart attack - apparently his tikka just went.
Joey Deacon's Disco Suit
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- Apr 19, 2010
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Oh shit. I think I've just started one of those tedious pun threads. I guarantee by this time tomorrow, BHAExpress will have posted at least 5 times on here and it will undoubtedly be the least funny thing since his last unfunny pun.
oh my GOSHT, are you serious?
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
There had better havebeen, that and WINDMILLING.
Oh and it will always be the Palace pier Im afraid. Just like it will be Falmer even with "insert corporate sponsor" community stadium.
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Erm, except you didn't actually start it did you?
Seems like you're just trying to curry favour.
Twinkle Toes
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But is that that really a BHUNA fide claim Mr Disco - or are you just attempting to CURRY favour?
Edit: Godammit! Now I look like a pwoppa NAANa.
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But is that that really a BHUNA fide claim Mr Disco - or are you just attempting to CURRY favour?
Edit: Godammit! Now I look like a pwoppa NAANa.
Don't worry mate, it's very late. You'll probably be asleep before your head hits the pilau.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
I very much doubt that sadly. I must've eaten something a bit dodgy last night - as I've been VINDALOO most of the day.
*Taxi honks horn*