2129: GOAL San Marino 1-1 Republic of Ireland
If you though England were doing badly check out that scoreline. Manuel Marani is the man to find the net after taking advantage of a defensive mix-up between goalkeeper Wayne Henderson and Richard Dunne to poke home into an empty net.
Despite the lack of success at international level, San Marino holds the record for the fastest ever goal in World Cup history. In a World Cup qualifier against England in 1993, Davide Gualtieri scored after just 8 seconds.
If anyone in the Irish travelling contingent had a pop at him after f***ing up for the equalizer in the dying minutes of an important match like this, do you think he'll be GRIZZLING about those nasty fans in the Irish Times tomorrow?