Heather Mills

[Pretty pink fairy]

She could be good at High Jump, she could just screw in an extra length, like they do in snooker.

no, you're getting snooker and porno mixed up

 

[The Large One]

do you think she's into water sports?

Wouldn't you need Cuprinol applied first?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Wouldn't you need Cuprinol applied first?

a golden brown colour??

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'd find sex with Mills very intimidating, and the fact that she has "better wood" than me very hard to take.

 

[Nibble]

I've met her and she is a f***ing nutjob.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I'd find sex with Mills very intimidating, and the fact that she has "better wood" than me very hard to take.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes, a piece of wood shoved up you're arse

 

[Trufflehound]

she could just screw in an extra length, like they do in snooker.

I believe Paul McCartney was doing that... until they got married...

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Just for a change I am going to buck the NSC trend. £ 25 000 000, good luck to her. McCartney knew the score and the marriage rules in this country when he married her. Stop fecking bleating on about it Macca. If you were that bothered you should have got a pre nup done. She got £ 25 000 000 of his £ 900 000 000, I think he got off very lightly. I also find the way the press have treated Mills abhorant and the term Mucca is highly offensive and incredibly childish. I mean how old are these tabloid hacks , 10 ?. Also how hypocritical of the Sun and NOTW castigating Mills for some soft porn and they having an 18 year old girl with her tits out on page 3. How incredibly hypocritical.

Carol Malone is a evil BITCH, she said Mills had brought nothing but misery to everyone she came into contact with all her life. What a truely appaling thing to say.

Now lets just " let it be " and let her get on with her life now please.

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Even though I can't stand the whinging Geordie skank