Have you ever FOLLOWED THROUGH?

[tubaman]

Not me personally, but I still think one of the most amusing things I have heard in recent times is Robert Snodgrass of Leeds (with the white shorts), suffering a "tummy upset" - as Larry Grayson described it after the game - during a game at Elland Road, signalling that he needed to be substituted and hurrying towards the tunnel with the local radio commentator saying, "oh, it appears he's messed himself!"

Isn't there footage of Gary Lineker doing this during an international?

 

[Marc1901]

Glad to say I've never shat myself..

 

[dazman]

Isn't there footage of Gary Lineker doing this during an international?

Yes, I believe so - but at the time no-one knew apart from the team-mates Lineker told.

Snodgrass must have had several thousand onlookers watching the mud slurry down his legs turning his white shorts a horrible darker shade!!

The commentators phrase just cracks me up!!

 

[Mackenzie]

I had the misfortune of stepping on a DUCK at Orient before Russell Slade's first match and unfortunately producing a minor lava flow. Took about 8 hours before all was in good order to make things worse.

Have you ever opened the CLACKERVALVE in good taste only to switch on the chocolate milkshake machine by mistake?

Wrong'un.

 

[El Presidente]

What's with the sudden, er, flush, of SCATOLOGICAL posts, El Pres?

First the (admittedly epic) thread you started last week on the subject, and now this, on following through. What will your next thread be about? Tapeworms? Magic (ghost) poos?

I think it may be connected to moving house but FAILING to find my copy of my Viz Profanisaurus, I therefore am using NSC as a subliminal substitute...........perhaps.

 

[Billy the Fish]

About 10 years ago I'd been drinking with a few mates in the Potters. To cut a long story short we got started on outside by some right pikies who had been giving us funny looks all night. A couple of them had hold of my mate and headbutted him, so I just piled into them. I strained so hard when I was throwing punches that the whole lot flooded out, it wasn't even runny, it was just proper shit. Luckily the lads I was with are total pussies and had already run, leaving me there

Gave me an excuse as to why I ran too though. Someone would've found a pair of white Tommy Hilfiger boxer shorts with about 3 big handfulls of shit in them the next morning, round the back of the BP garage on London road

 

[El Presidente]

About 10 years ago I'd been drinking with a few mates in the Potters. To cut a long story short we got started on outside by some right pikies who had been giving us funny looks all night. A couple of them had hold of my mate and headbutted him, so I just piled into them. I strained so hard when I was throwing punches that the whole lot flooded out, it wasn't even runny, it was just proper shit. Luckily the lads I was with are total pussies and had already run, leaving me there

Gave me an excuse as to why I ran too though. Someone would've found a pair of white Tommy Hilfiger boxer shorts with about 3 big handfulls of shit in them the next morning, round the back of the BP garage on London road

Genius!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Thankfully just the once

-Had a bit of an evening once round a mates house,food,chat drinks etc and soiled my "pants".....fcuk knows what or why but i proceeded to tell all my mates,about 10 of us males and females...all about it-perhaps i thought they might think i stank of shit or something..

ended up throwing away the garments and borrowed a pair of shorts off the host.....(clean i hasten to add) .....funny thing was he did't want them back,even though i cleaned them

 

[Pevenseagull]

not only have I it might as well go down as my super power, such is the nature of f***ed up guts

 

[Marc1901]

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

My old nan used to shit herself frequently, luckily the nurse was around to clear it up.

 

[Bigbelly]

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

DISCLAIMER-NOTHING OTHER THAN IS FOUND ON PAGE 3
sorry wrong one

 

[Return of the Rev]

I know someone who passed out whilst in the west end prior to england v holland euro 96.
Woke up and discovered he had shit his white jeans and all his mates had got on their toes
YOU KNOW WHO ARE

 

[Bigbelly]

DISCLAIMER-NOTHING OTHER THAN IS FOUND ON PAGE 3
sorry wrong one

Could play hard sports with her anytime.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The temptation is there, but posting those vids could end up in serious trouble.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Could play hard sports with her anytime.

or warm sloppys......milkshake anyone?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Another Lineker story. I remember him talking about when he was at Spurs, after a match they were all in the communial bath when a huge FLOATER popped up, the whole team jumped out screaming, except Gazza, who just stayed there laughing his nuts off.

 

[Conkers]

What the hell? Has everyone on NSC shat themself whilst not sat on a toilet?
I suddenly feel a bit better about myself now.

 

[hitony]

What's with the sudden, er, flush, of SCATOLOGICAL posts, El Pres?

First the (admittedly epic) thread you started last week on the subject, and now this, on following through. What will your next thread be about? Tapeworms? Magic (ghost) poos?

Just tel us all Edna.....when did you last let rip in the pants?