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Has anyone ever had a run in with Irish gypsy travellers?
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porkdog
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Cant do pics as ive no camera (even if i did have one and went to take photos they would probably steal it) but trust me they are there.
Im currently looking at some woman wearing awful bright orange hot pants and her 57 kids trying to break into a factory unit.
Saw one bloke take a shit up against a tree about 10 mins ago and wondered why he didnt use his own toilet in his caravan. obviously he didnt want to clean it afterwards so feels its fine to take one where ever he feels like.
I really f***ing hate pikeys, even more so now
nevergoagain
Well-known member
Poison their dogs, leave loads of loose big lumps of tarmac lying around, take a dump on the concrete near their caravans, light a bonfire and sit outside your building playing spoons and drinking cheap lager/cider. See how they like it.
The Uninvited Guest
Banned
One of the funniest things I ever Witnessed. The Firle Bonfire Night. Did Lord B have anything to do with it ?
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
put concrete blocks around them but leave a gap big enough for them to get out of. tell them that at six o clock you will block that gap too.
Oh, and ring BT to tell them that all your telephone cables have been stolen (will save you time tomorrow)
Oh, and ring BT to tell them that all your telephone cables have been stolen (will save you time tomorrow)
Lord Bracknell
On fire
er ... no, Hugo, I didn't.
Munchkin
Well-known member
Ok here's how to get rid of them...
1, Block them in, get as many concrete blocks as you can and surround the bastards, if they can't get into or out of their site they are f***ed. They have to work and rob so basically will f*** off if you start to block them in.
2, Speak to your local farmer and ask him for the use of a shit spreader, they f***ing love their caravans and the thought of them getting covered in shit makes them run a mile.
3, shoot the bastards.....
1, Block them in, get as many concrete blocks as you can and surround the bastards, if they can't get into or out of their site they are f***ed. They have to work and rob so basically will f*** off if you start to block them in.
2, Speak to your local farmer and ask him for the use of a shit spreader, they f***ing love their caravans and the thought of them getting covered in shit makes them run a mile.
3, shoot the bastards.....
The Uninvited Guest
Banned
Don't make an enemy of them. Thick stupid evil bastards protected by all sorts of laws created by a bunch of tossers at the expense of us hard working law abiding folk. The Police won't lift a finger against them.
f***ing scum and very intimidating. If you have JCBs and 50 labourers with you at the time take them on and chuck there stuff out but expect the police to bollock you for doing the right thing and the pikey scum to firebomb the park or something.
Why can't the Government just round up these ***** and shoot them?
Why can't the Government just round up these ***** and shoot them?
Taybha
Whalewhine
take out the thick and stupid bit and thats a pretty good summing up. these folk are certainly not dense and have evolved into a veritable law loophole for authoroties steer clear, if you do come into contact say fek alot and tip your forehead with your pinkie but mind your eye as its a art and has to be practiced
TrickyOne
New member
Feckin' amazing how the council have just bulldozed a mate of mine's allotment on Whitehawk hill. Accepted he shouldn't have been living there, but saying that he wasn't a burden on the local authorities; But, Feckin pikeys' can pitch up where they want , when they want, leave shit everywhere And..contribute fcuk all! and yet the council does fcuk all to discourage this frequent piss take. Something not right in todays governance.
Bill Bridges had them on his scrap yard at Pease Pottage once so he got 3 of his f***ing great Matbro's circling their camp and told them they had half an hour to f*** off, anyway 29 minutes later they were still there so he started to pick the first caravan up and they all started to hitch up and go.
They've never had a problem since then !
They've never had a problem since then !
Do what the Irish did and make trespass illegal and the Police can move them then, problem solved !
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Get some of these signs made up
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
Just get a shotgun. Simple really.
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
Philzo-93
Well-known member
A few years ago, me and a few friends encountered a couple of irish gypsy kids (about 8 years tops). Thinking that they were a couple of kids we knew who were lairy little shits, one of my mates decided to pull a moony at them. All of a sudden this 8-year-old kid (talking like a f***ing pikey) squared up to people twice his age. It turned out that the lairy irish talking kid was in fact a pikey who so happened `set camp` in a field near where we live. After the little pikey went to shag his sister I soon told my mates that he was one of the gypo's and soon enough we went our seperate ways.
I would say he was irish, nor english he's just well pikey
I would say he was irish, nor english he's just well pikey
Tyrone Biggums
Well-known member
I played Gaelic football against a few Tinkers and they were f***ing mental cases.
They weren't caravan Tinkers though.
One got attacked by his brother with a butchers knife when he came home one night after being at the pub.
Sliced him open from jsut under his armpit to around his hip.
They weren't caravan Tinkers though.
One got attacked by his brother with a butchers knife when he came home one night after being at the pub.
Sliced him open from jsut under his armpit to around his hip.
TrickyOne
New member
Feckin' 'ell, that's a reaction!! just for going to the rubba dub dub!!!