Guess what I had delivered to my house today?

[RM-Taylor]

Johnny's ?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

The silks for the monkey jockeys for the new half time entertainment ?

I've now trained 10 dog/monkey teams and am just waiting for the costumes.

 

[Rangdo]

Was it 10 boxes of burning dog doo doo and when you stamped on them to put out the fire you got poo all over your shoes.

 

[The Large One]

Tell you in the morning.

 

[Munkfish]

King size dildos to fill that huge arsehole of yours so it stops speaking shit?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Tell you in the morning.

It is morning

 

[The Large One]

King size dildos to fill that huge arsehole of yours so it stops speaking shit?

Oh, if only you could understand basic irony...

 

[British Bulldog]

Tell you in the morning.

I cant wait!

 

[Munkfish]

Oh, if only you could understand basic irony...

o wait Prick night sweet cheeks

 

[The Large One]

o wait Prick night sweet cheeks

No, that's sarcasm, not irony.

 

[Munkfish]

I no that! and i also understand irony i just didnt find it funny

 

[British Bulldog]

No, that's sarcasm, not irony.

So exactly where is this shop of yours TLO and is it open tomorrow because i'm christmas shopping in brighton, and is there a decent pub near by where I can get a decent pint & a lunch?

 

[The Large One]

I no that! and i also understand irony i just didnt find it funny

Now THAT'S ironic, because you actually put a laughing smilie on the original reply.

 

[Munkfish]

That smiley was to start the sarcasum so does that still make it ironic?

 

[The Large One]

So exactly where is this shop of yours TLO and is it open tomorrow because i'm christmas shopping in brighton, and is there a decent pub near by where I can get a decent pint & a lunch?

1. 94 Gloucester Road, Brighton.
2. No. Leave it until nearer Christmas. Only mad aunties do their Christmas shopping in November.
3. Lord Nelson is 100 yards away. Basketmakers is 150 yards away.

I am there tomorrow afternoon, mind you, but you can't buy anything because it won't be there.

 

[The Large One]

That smiley was to start the sarcasum so does that still make it ironic?

No.

 

[Munkfish]

Mad aunties and people who do there shopping the last pday before xmas

 

[British Bulldog]

1. 94 Gloucester Road, Brighton.
2. No. Leave it until nearer Christmas. Only mad aunties do their Christmas shopping in November.
3. Lord Nelson is 100 yards away. Basketmakers is 150 yards away.

I am there tomorrow afternoon, mind you, but you can't buy anything because it won't be there.

Sorted then! I'll sit in either the Lord Nelson or Basketmakers with my Argos catalogue while I order my christmas presents over a pint & lunch, Then i'll stagger round & have a look at your empty shop! I'm starting to like this christmas shopping!

 

[Chicken Run]

Chip replacment therapy

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

HENS.