Guess what I had delivered to my house today?

[Commander]

Dick Knight's nephew?

 

[Withnail]

Bangkok ladyboys in wedding dresses?

 

[Trufflehound]

René Descartes, Albert Camus, and a gift pack of assorted French philosophers?

 

[The Large One]

Ten boxes of this fine book

I've got enough loo roll thanks.

 

[rospants]

Go on tell us TLO, its bugging me now

 

[The Large One]

I'll tell you in the morning.

 

[Chicken Run]

I'll tell you in the morning.

I wish you would tell us now, I'll lose sleep over this!

 

[smudge]

Liberal or Green Party leaflets.

 

[Trufflehound]

I've got enough loo roll thanks.

Maybe, but shit sticks to the books better.

 

[Hampden Park]

cocaine from colombia that was found in a boat by a diver?

hello smiff, how are you lad?

 

[tedebear]

Ten boxes of T-Shirts that say "I'm NSC and I'm Proud"

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

10 boxes of Armadillos

 

[desprateseagull]

viagra?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

10 boxes of Armadillos

And a man walking behind them singing "Is This The Way To Armadillo?"

 

[Yoda]

Fork 'andles?

 

[desprateseagull]

'proud member of NSC Anonymous' t-shirts?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ten pizza boxes, Large One?

 

[Everest]

Fanny pads?

Used.

 

[Meade's Ball]

A decade of Stefan Dennises that don't it make you feel good/lassiters and one rumping a pair of thick twins?

 

[colinpants]

I'll tell you in the morning.

Alarm clocks.