Guess what I had delivered to my house today?

[Northstander]

Dens

 

[Northstander]

Lens?

 

[seagull@stirling]

Ten PS3s - give yeah a fiver for one

9 gold rings.....etc etc etc

 

[Trufflehound]

Lens?

Bens?

A special variety selection of life-sized Ben Afflecks?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Tens?

Boxes of Tens machines that you can sell to brighton fans to ease the pain of an opposition goal?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Japanese schoolgirl knickers?

TLO stated they were non-edible items.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Ten boxes of Mark McGhee mugs that you ordered in time for the Christmas rush?

Ten mini windup Leon Knights? The ones that take three steps then throw themselves down? The ones with the special "I'm great me" button that you can press once every three months, and then you have to pass him on to someone else?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Fictures?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Fictures?

More likely to be a load of Nokias pre-programmed with GOSBTS as a ring tone.

 

[Frutos]

Ten mini windup Leon Knights? The ones that take three steps then throw themselves down? The ones with the special "I'm great me" button that you can press once every three months, and then you have to pass him on to someone else?

After's he's been passed around amongst two or three people, he also starts complaining that his first owner was far more impressive than any of the others, and constantly reminds people of who used to own him, in hope of impressing them.

 

[Frutos]

Fictures?

Very funny.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ten boxes of Forks?

 

[Trufflehound]

Ten mini windup Leon Knights?

Presumably they would wind themselves up?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ten Boxes of REJECT faxs machines?

 

[Frutos]

Presumably they would wind themselves up?

No, the winding up would always be the fault/responsibility of someone else, never the toy itself.

 

[Trufflehound]

No, the winding up would always be the fault/responsibility of someone else, never the toy itself.

But then it would throw itself out of the pram, right?

Or would a little mini wind-up Mark McGhee doll come along and throw it off?

 

[Frutos]

But then it would throw itself out of the pram, right?

Or would a little mini wind-up Mark McGhee doll come along and throw it off?

There are two versions, depending on how much you're looking to spend:

- Either the basic version, that will throw itself about and generally act like a spoiled baby.

or

- The deluxe version, which comes with a Mark McGhee doll for hours of arguing fun, ultimately resulting in both dolls refusing to play with each other, each blaming the other one for the argument.

For the true collectors, you can even get Michel Kuipers and Mark McCammon dolls (team coach not included) for all your arguing doll needs.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Ten boxes of this fine book

 

[NMH]

Numbered football team shirts?

 

[Withnail]

Boxes containing personalised jars of Federico Turienzo's semen?

Again, he said it was something not edible.