GTA - Hows everybody getting on?

[Scarface]

Have just made it to the final city last night and have $16 million in the bank!

 

[Marc]

SHUSH

next summer could'nt come fast enough

Re-installed Vice City and was having fun when my HD decided to start coughing badly, ordered a new one though so all should be well...Vice City *WILL* keep me going until next year...just!

 

[Scarface]

Can't see myself playing Vice City again for a loooooong time to come!

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

2 missions away from Las Venturas. So happy because i've just learned that I don't have to do that GEEK Zero's missions! Hurray! I was flinging the control pad about the room last night after trying to those RC Baron missions.

19 million? You been doing the old Inside Track Betting?

 

[Cian]

I'm still barely 20% in Vice City, but I rarely remember to play it these days

San Andreas will definately have to wait until a PC build is out.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

You don't have to do those RC baron missions? You don't know how f***ing HAPPY you've just made me! I could've gone through all my pads last night if I hadn't controlled my anger!

Oh yeah, need to improve my underwater swimming to get on with a mission. Is there anywhere interesting to explore underwater while I improve this?

 

[Scarface]

You don't have to do those RC baron missions? You don't know how f***ing HAPPY you've just made me! I could've gone through all my pads last night if I hadn't controlled my anger!

Oh yeah, need to improve my underwater swimming to get on with a mission. Is there anywhere interesting to explore underwater while I improve this?

Not really, you just need to swim under water til you nearly run out of air a few times.

The RC missions are very tricky but I managed to do them after about 5 goes on each one. The minigun one is the hardest then the baron isnt that bad if you keep your distance, then the final one is a strange OTT battle where you have to help Zero get a car into Berkley's base by remove obstacles and blowing up tanks (all remote control of course!)

 

[Scarface]

2 missions away from Las Venturas. So happy because i've just learned that I don't have to do that GEEK Zero's missions! Hurray! I was flinging the control pad about the room last night after trying to those RC Baron missions.

19 million? You been doing the old Inside Track Betting?

Yep! Saved the game, bet $100k on the longest odds horse and won $1.2 million, saved again and bet that on again and won $15m! Two races, sorted no more money troubles!

 

[Easy 10]

I have $783 and am still stuck in that slum ghetto. But thats mainly because I keep fannying about on my BMX and doing stunts and stuff. The last mission I completed was the motorbike one where you chase the train with the enemy gang members standing on the roof. I am now trying to get past the "Terminator 2" mission where you're riding pillion on the bike and that massive truck crashes over the top of the bridge and chases you down the flood channels....bloody marvellous.

Oh, and I had sex last night. Picked up a whore, drove her to a secluded spot underneath a freeway flyover (I'm an incurable romantic) and gave her a good seeing to in the car. I particularly liked the way the controller vibrates when you shoot your load - quality !! Needless to say, I thumped her afterwards and got my money back. She wasn't THAT good.

I have the maximum muscle build-up, have shaved my head bald, have a goatee, and tattoos all over my arms. I look WELL ARD' in my combat trousers and black vest. I have also learned the extra fight moves from that guy in the gym, and can now kneel on someones chest whilst pummelling them to a bloody pulp.

Super.

 

[Scarface]

I have $783 and am still stuck in that slum ghetto. But thats mainly because I keep fannying about on my BMX and doing stunts and stuff. The last mission I completed was the motorbike one where you chase the train with the enemy gang members standing on the roof. I am now trying to get past the "Terminator 2" mission where you're riding pillion on the bike and that massive truck crashes over the top of the bridge and chases you down the flood channels....bloody marvellous.

Oh, and I had sex last night. Picked up a whore, drove her to a secluded spot underneath a freeway flyover (I'm an incurable romantic) and gave her a good seeing to in the car. I particularly liked the way the controller vibrates when you shoot your load - quality !! Needless to say, I thumped her afterwards and got my money back. She wasn't THAT good.

I have the maximum muscle build-up, have shaved my head bald, have a goatee, and tattoos all over my arms. I look WELL ARD' in my combat trousers and black vest. I have also learned the extra fight moves from that guy in the gym, and can now kneel on someones chest whilst pummelling them to a bloody pulp.

Super.

Good start! Get a little bit of fat on you so your muscle doesnt burn away! Have learnt some kung fu moves from a guy in San Fierro, spinning roundhouse anyone? marvellous!

Having done the pimp missions, hookers pay me to shag them!

 

[magoo]

I have $783 and am still stuck in that slum ghetto. But thats mainly because I keep fannying about on my BMX and doing stunts and stuff. The last mission I completed was the motorbike one where you chase the train with the enemy gang members standing on the roof. I am now trying to get past the "Terminator 2" mission where you're riding pillion on the bike and that massive truck crashes over the top of the bridge and chases you down the flood channels....bloody marvellous.

Oh, and I had sex last night. Picked up a whore, drove her to a secluded spot underneath a freeway flyover (I'm an incurable romantic) and gave her a good seeing to in the car. I particularly liked the way the controller vibrates when you shoot your load - quality !! Needless to say, I thumped her afterwards and got my money back. She wasn't THAT good.

I have the maximum muscle build-up, have shaved my head bald, have a goatee, and tattoos all over my arms. I look WELL ARD' in my combat trousers and black vest. I have also learned the extra fight moves from that guy in the gym, and can now kneel on someones chest whilst pummelling them to a bloody pulp.

Super.

You can get hookers?
I've just had my first date with the girl i saved from the house i torched

Damn purple gangstas are trying to take over my manor!

 

[Scarface]

Just stop next to one in the street in a four door car and wait for them to get in. Then drive to a quite area and stop. Money will go down, health will go up then when she is finished and gets out, waste her and get your money back!

Take that girl to the bar round the corner, she seems to like that one most and give her the dildo from the police station showers!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Is that last bit a joke, or is there REALLY a dildo in the police showers?

 

[Wozza]

San Andreas? That's sooooooooo last week.

It's all about Halo 2 on Xbox now. Scores so far...

9/10 EuroGamer
9.4/10 GameSpot
9.9/10 TeamXbox
9.8/10 IGN
5/5 GameSpy
34/40 Famitsu
10/10 Official Xbox Magazine UK
10/10 Official Xbox Magazine AU
9.7/10 Official Xbox Magazine US
10/10 Electronic Games Monthly
10/10 Game Informer

 

[Easy 10]

In the game, I stayed in for a while last night and played video games.

How weird is that. I was in last night playing a video game, and making my character stay in to play a video game as well.

That just has to be the ULTIMATE in geekiness.

 

[Scarface]

I am very serious! Go into the police station downtown and find the showers, there is a large pink double ended dildo there. You can use it as a melee weapon to beat people with or give it to one of your girlfriends!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Halo 2? Nah.

Fo' life!

 

[Roger Mellie]

Right f*** medal of honour I'm off to the nearest game shop

 

[Marc]

if this is gonna turn into a "Bash the other game thread" then I'll add Half-Life 2 just to OWN you all out next week and I for one am soooooooooo excited by it I could wet myself...infact loose that though.....I just DID!

 

[Easy 10]

I am very serious! Go into the police station downtown and find the showers, there is a large pink double ended dildo there. You can use it as a melee weapon to beat people with or give it to one of your girlfriends!

I have GOT to get me one of them !! I can't wait to start twatting old ladies with a large pink double-ended dildo.

Thats just the stuff of dreams.