Scarface
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Have just made it to the final city last night and have $16 million in the bank!
Not really, you just need to swim under water til you nearly run out of air a few times.D'Angelo Saxon said:You don't have to do those RC baron missions? You don't know how f***ing HAPPY you've just made me! I could've gone through all my pads last night if I hadn't controlled my anger!
Oh yeah, need to improve my underwater swimming to get on with a mission. Is there anywhere interesting to explore underwater while I improve this?
Yep! Saved the game, bet $100k on the longest odds horse and won $1.2 million, saved again and bet that on again and won $15m! Two races, sorted no more money troubles!Ex Shelton Seagull said:2 missions away from Las Venturas. So happy because i've just learned that I don't have to do that GEEK Zero's missions! Hurray! I was flinging the control pad about the room last night after trying to those RC Baron missions.
19 million? You been doing the old Inside Track Betting?
Good start! Get a little bit of fat on you so your muscle doesnt burn away! Have learnt some kung fu moves from a guy in San Fierro, spinning roundhouse anyone? marvellous!Easy 10 said:I have $783 and am still stuck in that slum ghetto. But thats mainly because I keep fannying about on my BMX and doing stunts and stuff. The last mission I completed was the motorbike one where you chase the train with the enemy gang members standing on the roof. I am now trying to get past the "Terminator 2" mission where you're riding pillion on the bike and that massive truck crashes over the top of the bridge and chases you down the flood channels....bloody marvellous.
Oh, and I had sex last night. Picked up a whore, drove her to a secluded spot underneath a freeway flyover (I'm an incurable romantic) and gave her a good seeing to in the car. I particularly liked the way the controller vibrates when you shoot your load - quality !! Needless to say, I thumped her afterwards and got my money back. She wasn't THAT good.
I have the maximum muscle build-up, have shaved my head bald, have a goatee, and tattoos all over my arms. I look WELL ARD' in my combat trousers and black vest. I have also learned the extra fight moves from that guy in the gym, and can now kneel on someones chest whilst pummelling them to a bloody pulp.
Super.
Easy 10 said:I have $783 and am still stuck in that slum ghetto. But thats mainly because I keep fannying about on my BMX and doing stunts and stuff. The last mission I completed was the motorbike one where you chase the train with the enemy gang members standing on the roof. I am now trying to get past the "Terminator 2" mission where you're riding pillion on the bike and that massive truck crashes over the top of the bridge and chases you down the flood channels....bloody marvellous.
Oh, and I had sex last night. Picked up a whore, drove her to a secluded spot underneath a freeway flyover (I'm an incurable romantic) and gave her a good seeing to in the car. I particularly liked the way the controller vibrates when you shoot your load - quality !! Needless to say, I thumped her afterwards and got my money back. She wasn't THAT good.
I have the maximum muscle build-up, have shaved my head bald, have a goatee, and tattoos all over my arms. I look WELL ARD' in my combat trousers and black vest. I have also learned the extra fight moves from that guy in the gym, and can now kneel on someones chest whilst pummelling them to a bloody pulp.
Super.
I have GOT to get me one of them !! I can't wait to start twatting old ladies with a large pink double-ended dildo.Scarface said:I am very serious! Go into the police station downtown and find the showers, there is a large pink double ended dildo there. You can use it as a melee weapon to beat people with or give it to one of your girlfriends!