GOOD things that religion has ever given us

[El Presidente]

Sister Act
The Sisters of Mercy
The Pope must Die
Anal Virgin Nuns 14

 

[Lammy]

or any monk based beer

 

[rool]

Choir boys

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Bonfire night

 

[burrish gull]

Star Wars - The Last Supper

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

The campaign against the slave trade, led by Willaim Wilberforce, a committed Christian....

 

[Gwylan]

Bach - St Matthew's Passion
Bach - B minor Mass
Bach - Christmas Oratorio
Bach - Cantatas


Sod it, let's just say Bach

 

[Gerbil]

Absolutely NOTHING

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Belgian Beer



(legal note: smiley may not depict actual Belgian beer)

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

f*** all.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

pornography involving nuns

 

[Woodchip]

Vicar of Dibley

Any relation to Dwayne Dibley?

 

[Gully]

An excuse to invade other countries and start wars...oh, hang on, you said good things.

 

[bhaexpress]

Catholics will tell you the Sacrament of Confession.

 

[Gully]

Surely it is better to ask someone forgiveness if you have committed some form of misdeed against them, rather than go via a third party.

In my family we are half Jewish and half Catholic, I remember at my first confession the priest asked me who the man was stood outside the confessional and trying to listen in. Don't worry I reassured him, that man is my lawyer!

 

[Hunting 784561]

.

 

[Hunting 784561]

try again...

 

[NMH]

kiddie fiddlers, wars, a twat in a silly hat, a wailing wall, pyramids, people who cross themselves in public displays of pagan superstition, poverty as the church rolls in gold, hypocrisy, argumentative people who say they love and are peaceful, people who barely work except for a few minutes on a sunday, and don't want to be bothered once they've read their bit.....

 

[Woodchip]

Wine and Bread?!?!?!

 

[Gully]

I have travelled round some of the roughest and most impoverished parts of South America and Eastern Africa, one thing that struck me was that you found communities where the only really decent brick built building was a church, I always felt the community would have been a lot better off if it had been a school or a hospital.