Germany v Turkey: who do you want to win?

[See-Goals]

That is complete BALLSHIT, and you know it!

Sorry, let me act like a real englishmen.

I fuckin ate germans, all kuntz.

Is that better?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Sorry but this result has really spolit the final. As a neutral I like to see the better team win and the Germans were an utter disgrace.

 

[Bars Mar]

How Does Someone Go About Asking Their Mother If She Gave Them A Sneaky Sausage Slurp Whilst They Slept?

 

[Gully]

...likewise, hopefully whoever wins out of Spain and Russia will take them to the cleaners.

 

[John Bumlick]

Sorry but this result has really spolit the final for me. As a neutral I like to see the better team win and, in my opinion, the Germans were an utter disgrace.

i've corrected your post for you.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Sorry, let me act like a real englishmen.

I fuckin ate germans, all kuntz.

Is that better?

What are you on may I ask?!

 

[John Bumlick]

How Does Someone Go About Asking Their Mother If She Gave Them A Sneaky Sausage Slurp Whilst They Slept?

don't know but she seems really nice. think she'd be up for a roasting?

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

They deserved it as much as Turkey deserved to play utter gash for 89 mins for the vast majority of their games and come back to salvage a win or a draw.

Looking at the whole tournament the Germans deserved it. They are technically a great side to watch and frankly after watching England all my life they are a pleasure to watch

*Awaits calls for the head of a traitor*

The Germans have played well in one game in this tournament in my opinion, against the Portuguese. They have done what they always do though, even when they play badly they are like robots and seem to win!

 

[Dandyman]

Germany will fluke the win , the final Sunday is not worth watching now with the Germans in it. Shame as the tournament has been great but I will not watch the final now as it would be too much to bear to watch the Germans play utter shite and pick the trophy up again

It ain't over until the flag is hoisted...

 

[See-Goals]

What are you on may I ask?!

I'm just a bit miffed why everyone is so anti german! They've been very good all tournament, they don't play their best and knock out the FLUKIEST team ever to play in the euro's and everyone's slating them!

 

[Bars Mar]

don't know but she seems really nice. think she'd be up for a roasting?

Probably. But Not With Me. There's Some Crime Scenes A Man Should Never Return To. Apparently I Was Quite A Big Baby And Split Mother's Fanny Wider Than Bill Cosby's Grin When I Was Born. No Way I'm Going Back There.

 

[Dandyman]

Sorry, let me act like a real englishmen.

I fuckin ate germans, all kuntz.

Is that better?

Far better, Lord Ha Ha.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wot no penalty shootout?

 

[John Bumlick]

Probably. But Not With Me. There's Some Crime Scenes A Man Should Never Return To. Apparently I Was Quite A Big Baby And Split Mother's Fanny Wider Than Bill Cosby's Grin When I Was Born. No Way I'm Going Back There.

shame. but i bet her bumhole is nice and tight.

 

[Bars Mar]

shame. but i bet her bumhole is nice and tight.

I Asked Mother If The Hair Was One Of Hers. She Looked At It Very Closely And Then Smelt It.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I've Just Been For A Pee And Pulled A Hair From Under My Foreskin That Was At Least 8 Inches Long. Don't See How That Got There.

You have an eight inch foreskin? I would go and see a Rabbi if I were you.

 

[John Bumlick]

I Asked Mother If The Hair Was One Of Hers. She Looked At It Very Closely And Then Smelt It.

damn it. i've got an erection now. i'm off to rape my right hand...

 

[Bars Mar]

You have an eight inch foreskin? I would go and see a Rabbi if I were you.

I've Just Been Out To The Shed Where The Tape Measure Is. I Can Stretch My Foreskin By About 5 Inches I Think. I Had To Do It Quickly As Mr Brownlow Next Door Was Trying To See What Was Going On. Hope That Helps.

 

[Bars Mar]

Things Have Taken A Turn For The Weirder. I Think It Might Be From The Cat.