Esso Blue Paraffin!
Sung (in northern accent): "They asked me how I knew,
It was Esso BLOOOOOOOOOOO"
I of course replied,
With lower grades one buys,
Smoke gets in your eyes."
Spoken: "And that means smut." *wipes finger on wall and shows sooty deposit to camera* "This smut could be in your 'ome. But Esso Blue's British Standard, it's a non-smoker!"
Chanted: "Bom bom bom bom - Esso Blue!"
From the days before central heating when we had paraffin heaters (that you wouldn't use in a garage nowadays), open fires and REALLY expensive fan heaters that you could only use for about 5 minutes each day to melt the frost off your underpants. Ah memories!
Sung (in northern accent): "They asked me how I knew,
It was Esso BLOOOOOOOOOOO"
I of course replied,
With lower grades one buys,
Smoke gets in your eyes."
Spoken: "And that means smut." *wipes finger on wall and shows sooty deposit to camera* "This smut could be in your 'ome. But Esso Blue's British Standard, it's a non-smoker!"
Chanted: "Bom bom bom bom - Esso Blue!"
From the days before central heating when we had paraffin heaters (that you wouldn't use in a garage nowadays), open fires and REALLY expensive fan heaters that you could only use for about 5 minutes each day to melt the frost off your underpants. Ah memories!