Fat People on Public Transport should be shot

[CHAPPERS]

And?

Best view in the house.

 

[Parson Henry]

Sitting down on the tube where someone has pissed themselves.

I'm done it twice.

( Not that I enjoyed it first time and went back for more you understand..)

Tube seats are unfortunately quite absorbant so it takes a few minutes for the dampness to work its way back up through to seat, into your trousers and onto your arse by a process of osmosis.

Went to work with the faint smell of alcohol infused urine wafting from the seat of my pants.

Clapham a bloke shat in that seat you sat in last night!!!

 

[Parson Henry]

This one?

Larger. . .

I'm in there as well.

woohoo!!

 

[readingstockport]

I notice the fat thing has now had her surgery and her daughter expresss herself delighted.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4357621.stm

Scroll down and look at the daughter, another expensive case of surgery just waiting to happen - but of course it won't be her fault she's fat, no not at all

 

[Simster]

Scroll down and look at the daughter, another expensive case of surgery just waiting to happen - but of course it won't be her fault she's fat, no not at all

FAT COW. It says "Lindsay Dixon is delighted". Without reading the article, I can only guess she's one first prize at the CREAM CAKE RAFFLE.