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Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
right, coventry and norfolk can go into the premiership

the championship can have the highlands, and buenos aries can go into league one to create an intriguing derby with the falklands
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
ive added potters team, along with the isle of white polar bears and the isle of man men
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
1) London Leppers
2) Manchester Milkmen
3) Liverpool Lions
4) Birmingham Bats
5) Coventry Convicts
6) Norfolk Broads (Managed by Stuart Broad, England bowler)
7) Isle of White Polar Bears (Playing at the Needles)
8) Portsmouth Pythons
9) Cheltenham Crane Flys
10) Cardiff Lambs
11) Exeter Elephants
12)Carlisle United

the 24 league team championship stands at:

1) Oxford Olive Leafs
2) Cambridge Cows
3) Grimsby Gorillas
4) Zenith St Petersburg
5) Taunton Taunters
6) Loughborough Leaches
7) Leicester Bombers
8) Tottenham Terrorists
9) Wolverhampton Wolves
10) Watford Watercrest
11) Stoke Sirlions
12) Croydon Cupids
13) Plymouth Penguins
14) Ipswich Inuit
15) Norwich Newts
16) The Scotish Highlands Independent Football Club
17) Isle of Man Men
18) Great Yarmouth Cannibals
19) Swansea Mutton

the 24 team league one is looking like:

1) Channel Islands United
2) Brighton and Hove Albion
3) Douglas Dynamos
4) Falkland Islands
5) Hartlepool United
6) Doncaster Dolphins
7) Scotch Corner
8) Ashford International
9) Cape Verde Islands (managed by Georges Santos)
10) Truro
11) The Solomon Islands
12) Salisbury Stoners
13) Faroe Pharaohs
14) Rutland Reindeer
15) Powys Pretenders
16) Aberystwyth Axels
17) Lowestoft Lobsters
18) Western Super Mare Mooseheads
19) Michel's Machine
20) Berwick Bears
21) Buenos Aires Bears

and league two consists of:

1) Billingshurst Bison
2) Midhurst Murderers
3) Windsor Wasps
4) Cape Town Crusaders
5) Gibraltar Rocks
6) Rotherham Rapists
7) Worcester Sauces (managed by Phil Mustard - Durham Wicketkeeper)
8) Vauxhall Vicars
9) Shrewsbury Sorcerers
10) Fed's Fighters
11) Darlington
12) P&O Pirates
13) Gretna Gladiators
14) Brownsea Island Iguanas
15) Whitstable Wing Walkers
16) Kettering Kite Flyers
 
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Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
i think we really need to concentrate on existing teams who are worthy of a place but who have been missed out

hence i propose the cardiff lambs and the swansea mutton
 


Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
24,405
sod it, im chucking the exeter elephants straight into the premiership, along with carlisle united
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Hartlepool Hurricanes?

do keep up potter - hartlepool united are already in league one, and we have already established that no venue is allowed two teams

ive also just realised we have not alloted a space to the ORIGINAL franchise team - mk dons. as such, they go straight into the premiership and are immune to relegation for five years, as well as having ricardo fuller drafted to their roster with immediate affect

and to get welsh interest, i have added wrexham and the anglesey anglers to league two

also, having just read through the entire thread, i have added too previously overlooked suggestions - namely mine of the hereford hyrogliphics, and dougdeeps good call of a team for bedford, which has been christened the bedford buffallo
 
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Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
1) London Leppers
2) Manchester Milkmen
3) Liverpool Lions
4) Birmingham Bats
5) Coventry Convicts
6) Norfolk Broads (Managed by Stuart Broad, England bowler)
7) Isle of White Polar Bears (Playing at the Needles)
8) Portsmouth Pythons
9) Cheltenham Crane Flys
10) Cardiff Lambs
11) Exeter Elephants
12)Carlisle United
13) Milton Keynes Dons (Immune to relegation for 5 seasons, drafted Ricardo Fuller to roster)

the 24 league team championship stands at:

1) Oxford Olive Leafs
2) Cambridge Cows
3) Grimsby Gorillas
4) Zenith St Petersburg
5) Taunton Taunters
6) Loughborough Leaches
7) Leicester Bombers
8) Tottenham Terrorists
9) Wolverhampton Wolves
10) Watford Watercrest
11) Stoke Sirlions
12) Croydon Cupids
13) Plymouth Penguins
14) Ipswich Inuit
15) Norwich Newts
16) The Scotish Highlands Independent Football Club
17) Isle of Man Men
18) Great Yarmouth Cannibals
19) Swansea Mutton
20) Bedford Buffallo

the 24 team league one is looking like:

1) Channel Islands United
2) Brighton and Hove Albion
3) Douglas Dynamos
4) Falkland Islands
5) Hartlepool United
6) Doncaster Dolphins
7) Scotch Corner
8) Ashford International
9) Cape Verde Islands (managed by Georges Santos)
10) Truro
11) The Solomon Islands
12) Salisbury Stoners
13) Faroe Pharaohs
14) Rutland Reindeer
15) Powys Pretenders
16) Aberystwyth Axels
17) Lowestoft Lobsters
18) Western Super Mare Mooseheads
19) Michel's Machine
20) Berwick Bears
21) Buenos Aires Bears

and league two consists of:

1) Billingshurst Bison
2) Midhurst Murderers
3) Windsor Wasps
4) Cape Town Crusaders
5) Gibraltar Rocks
6) Rotherham Rapists
7) Worcester Sauces (managed by Phil Mustard - Durham Wicketkeeper)
8) Vauxhall Vicars
9) Shrewsbury Sorcerers
10) Fed's Fighters
11) Darlington
12) P&O Pirates
13) Gretna Gladiators
14) Brownsea Island Iguanas
15) Whitstable Wing Walkers
16) Kettering Kite Flyers
17) Wrexham
18) Angelsey Anglers
19) Hereford Hyrogliphics
 
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Curious Orange

Punxsatawney Phil
Jul 5, 2003
10,144
On NSC for over two decades...
cornwall

rutland

west sussex

isle of wight








isle of man isn't part of england i'm afraid, so if we have them, can we also have a team representing GIBRALTAR?

What about the Welsh ones, I know the province has its own league, but the precedent has already been set with the likes of Cardiff, Swansea, Wrexham and Newport County plying their trade in the Football League, isn't it about time there was a representative from Powys?
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
1) London Leppers
2) Manchester Milkmen
3) Liverpool Lions
4) Birmingham Bats
5) Coventry Convicts
6) Norfolk Broads (Managed by Stuart Broad, England bowler)
7) Isle of White Polar Bears (Playing at the Needles)
8) Portsmouth Pythons
9) Cheltenham Crane Flys
10) Cardiff Lambs
11) Exeter Elephants
12)Carlisle United
13) Milton Keynes Dons (Immune to relegation for 5 seasons, drafted Ricardo Fuller to roster)

the 24 league team championship stands at:

1) Oxford Olive Leafs
2) Cambridge Cows
3) Grimsby Gorillas
4) Zenith St Petersburg
5) Taunton Taunters
6) Loughborough Leaches
7) Leicester Bombers
8) Tottenham Terrorists
9) Wolverhampton Wolves
10) Watford Watercrest
11) Stoke Sirlions
12) Croydon Cupids
13) Plymouth Penguins
14) Ipswich Inuit
15) Norwich Newts
16) The Scotish Highlands Independent Football Club
17) Isle of Man Men
18) Great Yarmouth Cannibals
19) Swansea Mutton
20) Bedford Buffallo

the 24 team league one is looking like:

1) Channel Islands United
2) Brighton and Hove Albion
3) Douglas Dynamos
4) Falkland Islands
5) Hartlepool United
6) Doncaster Dolphins
7) Scotch Corner
8) Ashford International
9) Cape Verde Islands (managed by Georges Santos)
10) Truro
11) The Solomon Islands
12) Salisbury Stoners
13) Faroe Pharaohs
14) Rutland Reindeer
15) Powys Pretenders
16) Aberystwyth Axels
17) Lowestoft Lobsters
18) Western Super Mare Mooseheads
19) Michel's Machine
20) Berwick Bears
21) Buenos Aires Bears
22) Brecon Beacon Beacons

and league two consists of:

1) Billingshurst Bison
2) Midhurst Murderers
3) Windsor Wasps
4) Cape Town Crusaders
5) Gibraltar Rocks
6) Rotherham Rapists
7) Worcester Sauces (managed by Phil Mustard - Durham Wicketkeeper)
8) Vauxhall Vicars
9) Shrewsbury Sorcerers
10) Fed's Fighters
11) Darlington
12) P&O Pirates
13) Gretna Gladiators
14) Brownsea Island Iguanas
15) Whitstable Wing Walkers
16) Kettering Kite Flyers
17) Wrexham
18) Angelsey Anglers
19) Hereford Hyrogliphics
20) Rhayader O'Reilly
 


Il Duce

Sussex 'till I die
Aug 19, 2006
762
NW8
Have you not forgotten our former British Brothers on the other side of the Earth? The Pitcairn Islands Paedophiles? Population only about 50 but there's probably more of an atmosphere than at the Withers and it would be an interesting away trip.
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Have you not forgotten our former British Brothers on the other side of the Earth? The Pitcairn Islands Paedophiles? Population only about 50 but there's probably more of an atmosphere than at the Withers and it would be an interesting away trip.

they are in - and to keep the southern hemisphere balance, they can join league one
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
1) London Leppers
2) Manchester Milkmen
3) Liverpool Lions
4) Birmingham Bats
5) Coventry Convicts
6) Norfolk Broads (Managed by Stuart Broad, England bowler)
7) Isle of White Polar Bears (Playing at the Needles)
8) Portsmouth Pythons
9) Cheltenham Crane Flys
10) Cardiff Lambs
11) Exeter Elephants
12)Carlisle United
13) Milton Keynes Dons (Immune to relegation for 5 seasons, drafted Ricardo Fuller to roster)

the 24 league team championship stands at:

1) Oxford Olive Leafs
2) Cambridge Cows
3) Grimsby Gorillas
4) Zenith St Petersburg
5) Taunton Taunters
6) Loughborough Leaches
7) Leicester Bombers
8) Tottenham Terrorists
9) Wolverhampton Wolves
10) Watford Watercrest
11) Stoke Sirlions
12) Croydon Cupids
13) Plymouth Penguins
14) Ipswich Inuit
15) Norwich Newts
16) The Scotish Highlands Independent Football Club
17) Isle of Man Men
18) Great Yarmouth Cannibals
19) Swansea Mutton
20) Bedford Buffallo

the 24 team league one is looking like:

1) Channel Islands United
2) Brighton and Hove Albion
3) Douglas Dynamos
4) Falkland Islands
5) Hartlepool United
6) Doncaster Dolphins
7) Scotch Corner
8) Ashford International
9) Cape Verde Islands (managed by Georges Santos)
10) Truro
11) The Solomon Islands
12) Salisbury Stoners
13) Faroe Pharaohs
14) Rutland Reindeer
15) Powys Pretenders
16) Aberystwyth Axels
17) Lowestoft Lobsters
18) Western Super Mare Mooseheads
19) Michel's Machine
20) Berwick Bears
21) Buenos Aires Bears
22) Brecon Beacon Beacons
23) Pitcairn Islands Paedophiles

and league two consists of:

1) Billingshurst Bison
2) Midhurst Murderers
3) Windsor Wasps
4) Cape Town Crusaders
5) Gibraltar Rocks
6) Rotherham Rapists
7) Worcester Sauces (managed by Phil Mustard - Durham Wicketkeeper)
8) Vauxhall Vicars
9) Shrewsbury Sorcerers
10) Fed's Fighters
11) Darlington
12) P&O Pirates
13) Gretna Gladiators
14) Brownsea Island Iguanas
15) Whitstable Wing Walkers
16) Kettering Kite Flyers
17) Wrexham
18) Angelsey Anglers
19) Hereford Hyrogliphics
20) Rhayader O'Reilly
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
16 teams to go - who is WORTHY of those final franchise places, before we allocate STADIUMS and begin the head coaches DRAFT?
 


Nicky Rust

New member
Jan 3, 2008
120
Hove
Hows does the whole of Patcham not have a single proffesional league football club?..... i'm not gonna even mention Mile Oak
 


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