English FRANCHISE Football

[Scotty Mac]

West Sussex are one, aren't they? In that case, I propose MIDHURST MURDERERS

oh go home!

i see only one answer here - a team roughly HALFWAY between southwick, steyning AND pagham - that way we can have steve duffett, keith cheal AND wes hackett running it

i present to you - the BILLINGSHURST BISON

 

[perth seagull]

The Faroe Islands are close enough to England to warrant a team, surely one of the clubs in the over crowded north-east English market could relocate there?

 

[Scotty Mac]

How about Billingshurst Bison AND Midhurst Murderers, meaning they have a LOCAL DERBY?!

plan - what is the latest league shake up for league one? we need to add the salisbury stoners, windsor wasps, midhurst murderers and billingshurst bison - although i reckon the latter two should start in league two for balance

personally, i think the hartlepool franchise should go straight to the premiership, along with mk dons for beginning this superb series of events

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the SCILY isles

 

[Scotty Mac]

may i suggest that burnley fans all support blackburn, boosting the attendances of mark hughes flair team and paying both beni and roques wages for a long time

in their place, another team for east anglia - the lowestoft lobsters

 

[Scotty Mac]

witham, what is the latest league shake up? we need to chart this PROGRESS

 

[Scotty Mac]

hartlepool take boltons premiership franchise - to be replaced in the league by the WESTON SUPER MARE MOOSEHEADS

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i also want a team on a floating stadium which tours the english waters

 

[Scotty Mac]

i take it mk dons have gone straight to the premiership?

id like to see darlington keep their place for rivalry reasons with hartlepool. shrewsbury can keep theres as well, as i like there orange and blue kit of a few years ago

since kidderminste dropping out of the league, worcestershire has been severely underrepresented. id like to put forward the WORCESTER SAUCES for a place in league two - naturally under the guidance of phil mustard

 

[Scotty Mac]

i also want a team on a floating stadium which tours the english waters

yes - i agree with that. they can be based in dover, but tour the country in order to give fans the chance to see world class football on offer. i reckon we could strike a deal with p&o, in which case i would like to see them called the p&o pirates, and naturally placed straight into the premiership

 

[Scotty Mac]

id like to see SHREWSBURY SHREWS, HEREFORD HYROGLIPHICS, ROTHERHAM RAPISTS and DARLINGTON DYNAMITE keep their place in league two please