English FRANCHISE Football

[Scotty Mac]

sod it, i think london only needs ONE team - the london leppers - and they can play at a fully redevoloped griffin park

every other ground in london can be sold off for allotment space and community projects

i think our two major university cities need league clubs - so the OXFORD OLIVE LEAFS and the CAMBRIDGE COWS are both straight back into it - and dare is suggest the CHAMPIONSHIP for them? can we start that league please thomas?

 

[Scotty Mac]

lougborough also has a HUGE univesity population - i reckon we could sell out the pot noodle arena to university students along

therefore, i propose getting the LOUGHBOROUGH LEACHES in on the act

 

[Scotty Mac]

leicesters huge asian population would have me keep them a team, the leicester bombers

this also allows for a local derby with loughborough

 

[Scotty Mac]

im quite content with the current championship make-up to be honest, so to throw into that league

wolverhampton wolves
watford watercrest
stoke sirlions
croydon cupids
plymouth penguins
ipswich inuit
norwich newts

 

[Scotty Mac]

On a similar theme to the Leicester Bombers, maybe the TOTTENHAM TERRORISTS deserve a place?

certainly - maybe we can go against franchise rules and have a similar situation to that of in la - they cater for the natives with the galaxy, and the hispanic population with chivas

so sharing white hart lane with the terroists, can i suggest that the tottenham jews? that can be the premierships big DERBY game

 

[dougdeep]

Seems strange that there is no league team in Bedford.

 

[Scotty Mac]

good point - id like to put forward the BEDFORD BUFFALLO for league two status

 

[Frutos]

How on Earth has this not dropped into Childish Ramblings yet?

 

[Scotty Mac]

How on Earth has this not dropped into Childish Ramblings yet?

if people can get away with thread when they are drunk that have absolutely NO purpose, then it will be almost CRIMINAL to move a thread discussing the impact of franchise clubs on the country

 

[Lord Bracknell]

if people can get away with thread when they are drunk that have absolutely NO purpose, then it will be almost CRIMINAL to move a thread discussing the impact of franchise clubs on the country

FIXTURES.

http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?t=116413

 

[Scotty Mac]

ok, here i how we look so far. the premiersp currently only has a few teams that i have added:

1) London Leppers
2) Manchester Milkmen
3) Liverpool Lions
4) Birmingham Bats
5) Coventry Convicts
6) Norfolk Broads (Managed by Stuart Broad, England bowler)
7) Isle of White Polar Bears

the 24 league team championship stands at:

1) Oxford Olive Leafs
2) Cambridge Cows
3) Grimsby Gorillas
4) Zenith St Petersburg
5) Taunton Taunters
6) Loughborough Leaches
7) Leicester Bombers
8) Tottenham Terrorists
9) Wolverhampton Wolves
10) Watford Watercrest
11) Stoke Sirlions
12) Croydon Cupids
13) Plymouth Penguins
14) Ipswich Inuit
15) Norwich Newts
16) The Scotish Highlands Independent Football Club
17) Isle of Man Men

the 24 team league one is looking like:

1) Channel Islands United
2) Brighton and Hove Albion
3) Douglas Dynamos
4) Falkland Islands
5) Hartlepool United
6) Doncaster Dolphins
7) Scotch Corner
8) Ashford International
9) Cape Verde Islands (managed by Georges Santos)
10) Truro
11) The Solomon Islands
12) Salisbury Stoners
13) Faroe Pharaohs
14) Rutland Reindeer
15) Powys Pretenders
16) Aberystwyth Axels
17) Lowestoft Lobsters
18) Western Super Mare Mooseheads
19) Michel's Machine
20) Berwick Bears
21) Buenos Aires Bears

and league two consists of:

1) Billingshurst Bison
2) Midhurst Murderers
3) Windsor Wasps
4) Cape Town Crusaders
5) Gibraltar Rocks
6) Rotherham Rapists
7) Worcester Sauces (managed by Phil Mustard - Durham Wicketkeeper)
8) Vauxhall Vicars
9) Shrewsbury Sorcerers
10) Fed's Fighters
11) Darlington
12) P&O Pirates
13) Gretna Gladiators
14) Brownsea Island Iguanas

not many to go now to complete the ULTIMATE football league

 

[Scotty Mac]

out of pure bias for the creators of this great league, i vote our two homes get premier league places - so the portsmouth pythons and the cheltenham crane flys