Dwayne: Back to being an utter cun..........

[WATFORD O]

Fronting like you're Richard Branson.

not exactly.......

 

[WATFORD O]

I bet you like the taste of condesation.

I bet you wish you could spell it...................

 

[Silent Bob]

I bet you wish you could spell it...................

As you like to say, it's a TYPO.

 

[WATFORD O]

As you like to say, it's a TYPO.

I CANT BELEIVE YOU HAVE A GO AT ME FOR MY SPELLING THEN DO IT YOURSELF!!!


WHAT A PRAT!!!!!

 

[Silent Bob]

I CANT BELEIVE YOU HAVE A GO AT ME FOR MY SPELLING THEN DO IT YOURSELF!!!


WHAT A PRAT!!!!!

YOU CAN'T "BELEIVE" IT AY?

 

[looney]

I called him a homophobe because he repeatedly uses terms such as cocksucker to insult someone. Do you not think that's homophobic? Surely even you can grasp that?

Yourra? You mean you're a?

Actually on Tuesday night I was at home, probably listening to Dizzee Rascal or the new Streets mixtape I downloaded.

You probably mean Trotskyist, but you seem to have trouble spelling that. And for your information, I don't vote Labour or anything left of them.

I hope if you've learnt anything from these discussions, it's that if you can't spell probably noone will take you seriously.

Listen scatmonkey, if someones calling you a cock sucker its more in the hope that you cant keep spouting garbage with your mouth full. The reason for hurling abuse at you is that you bite on it and its probably true. I cant spell but then again I will always be better educated than you, and have other things you lack, brains, friends and sex with women who have a bmi well under 30. Thats enough for me to just ignore you simple unimaginative pointing at spelling errors.

Imagination, thats something else I have and you wish you had. Shit, even wetfart has one if he thinks orient are ever going to leave div 4 in an upward direction.

So squeal as much as you like ya fudge packed poll jockey, I'll just laugh and continue stripping away your credibility and garroting you with it ya Melon headed pillow biter.

 

[enigma]

What university did you/do you go to? What grades did you get at A-Level?

 

[dwayne]

twatford definitely needs to win an award for most times owned in one thread

 

[enigma]

As soon as I bring grades into it, Looney disappears. He's scared to show his hand.

 

[dwayne]

yer Looneys a thick twat. Reckons hes dyslexic. He just can't admit his spellings shit

 

[Everest]

yer Looneys a thick twat. Reckons hes dyslexic. He just can't admit his spellings shit

Yeah, Looney's a thick twat. He reckons he's dyslexic. He just can't admit his spelling's shit

 

[aftershavedave]

dwayne -vs- the combined mental agility of twatford and looney..........a tag match on spelling mistakes, cock sizes, cars, business empires and houses.

current score:

dwaynester 1 point for knowing celebrity chimney sweep

twatford nul points (poor wind-up merchant)

looney 0.5 (just not normal)

 

[bhaexpress]

I blame Twatty for starting this utterly pointless thread, haven't he and Dwayne heard of PMs ?

 

[Silent Bob]

I blame Twatty for starting this utterly pointless thread, haven't he and Dwayne heard of PMs ?

PMS?

 

[dwayne]

dwayne -vs- the combined mental agility of twatford and looney..........a tag match on spelling mistakes, cock sizes, cars, business empires and houses.

current score:

dwaynester 1 point for knowing celebrity chimney sweep

twatford nul points (poor wind-up merchant)

looney 0.5 (just not normal)

while we're at it let's get a pic of the chimney (on the right) out with his celeb mates lol

 

[enigma]

I want to know where Looney's hiding. He's too ashamed to reveal his grades.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Who'se the bloke in the middle with dodgy braces?

 

[bhaexpress]

PMS?

You have a valid point there Bob !

 

[dwayne]

Who'se the bloke in the middle with dodgy braces?

he's the '05 equivalent of elvis, dave

 

[bhaexpress]

he's the '05 equivalent of elvis, dave

And he's famous for that ? Who's the other guy anyway ? Don't recognise him either.