Do Women Prefer

[Uncle Spielberg]

What do Women prefer ?.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I feel unfortunately nice guys ALWAYS finish last. Sad but true.

 

[vulture]

big cocks uncle s if you have one the ladies love you

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

16 cm is that enough ?.

 

[vulture]

16 cm is that enough ?.

ask the ladies on here

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Shit I've given away my VITAL statistics

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

ask the ladies on here

If I lived in China I would be hung like a Horse.

 

[vegster]

Shit I've given away my VITAL statistics

panic over Uncle, 16 cm is not vital

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I will not be starring in any Blue Movies anytime soon.

 

[vegster]

you could get a job as a "Fluffer Up " ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This is your fault your the one who started one about cock size,

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

you could get a job as a "Fluffer Up " ?

What is a fluffer up ?.

 

[vegster]

Not sure if I can break the Omerta..... you'll have to have a think about it

 

[skipper734]

Male fluffers can only get work in Gay porn. Heterosexual porn needs girlies as fluffers. So US is probably unemployable.

 

[simonsimon]

Educational post for Uncle Spielberg.
"Fluffer up"
Horse racing jargon .

The VERY beginning of your uselessTips.

Gets the fillies going before stallion is brought on to the scene.

The stallions are too valueable to be used for foreplay.

Unlike you.?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Male fluffers can only get work in Gay porn. Heterosexual porn needs girlies as fluffers. So US is probably unemployable.

So my transition from being a mortgage broker into porn is not on then

 

[vegster]

Male fluffers can only get work in Gay porn. Heterosexual porn needs girlies as fluffers. So US is probably unemployable. [/QUOTe

if the " Actor " was Bi maybe it wouldn't rule him out ?...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Horse racing jargon .

The VERY beginning of your looseless Tips.

Gets the fillies going before stallion is brought on to the scene.

The stallions are too valueable to be used for foreplay.

Unlike yopu.

sigh

 

[Captain Haddock]

I voted for the 'bit of both' option....regretably it's true (as I'm a nice guy and all that)

 

[skipper734]

Fraid not. A shirt not tucked in with a leather jacket is not a good look either.Imo