Cutress on BBC SCR now

[Beach Hut]

We had bigger hearts.

Or backers

 

[NMH]

better deoderant

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Watch the BBC South East interview here:-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southeasttoday/latest_stories/

 

[Scoffers]

Lovely jubbly

 

[Beach Hut]

Watch the BBC South East interview here:-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southeasttoday/latest_stories/

I am sick of that bloody duck pond - FFS

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can't BELIEVE nobody's posted the malicious bitch's least favourite photo on this here thread yet. Poor show!

 

[Buzzer]

Eh? I know we've had bad weather of late but how long has Burgess Hill had a pier?

 

[NMH]

Eh? I know we've had bad weather of late but how long has Burgess Hill had a pier?

Haven't you ever seen pictures taken with a telephoto lens before ??

 

[Stoichkov]

I think, under the circumstances, in light of her bitter defeat, I'd be prepared to offer her an olive branch:

 

[beardy gull]

Jog on Cutress, jog on.

 

[Collar Feeler]

Congratulations Ms Cutress for being so fluent in ****ish ( see other thread).

Why anyone on this board would consider building bridges with this woman who is such a downright f***ing LIAR of the sort that actually believes her own LIES I cannot fathom! I hope she has a nasty boating accident on that vast pond of hers!

 

[Screaming J]

Eh? I know we've had bad weather of late but how long has Burgess Hill had a pier?

That wasn't Melanie Cuttress in that piccy was it? She's brushed up a bit!

 

[Bluejuice]

That wasn't Melanie Cuttress in that piccy was it? She's brushed up a bit!

She WISHES

 

[Lord Bracknell]

That wasn't Melanie Cuttress in that piccy was it? She's brushed up a bit!

Nah. That's Juliette Parkin. Roz and I very nearly went to Syria with her last year. This year we may be going to Syria without her.

 

[leonidas]

Nah. That's Juliette Parkin. Roz and I very nearly went to Syria with her last year. This year we may be going to Syria without her.

Sorry LB, why would you and Roz want to go to Syria, with or without her?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sorry LB, why would you and Roz want to go to Syria, with or without her?

The annual Silk Road Festival, of course. Someone has to take the snaps. The UK performers pulled out last year because of the conflict between Israel and Hezbollah. This year looks more promising.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Syria is a fantastic country. The people are interested and interesting. Some of the things I wouldnt miss include Krak de Chevallier, the pole that Simon Stilites (sp) sat atop for forty years, the central mosque in Damascus (inc the exact spot that Christ will reappear, apparently, and the tomb of John the Baptist), the cellar that St Paul was taken to after he went blind, a village where they still speak aramaic, Palmyria.....the list goes on. You will have a great time.

 

[Scoffers]

Eh? I know we've had bad weather of late but how long has Burgess Hill had a pier?

Even more impressive is the fact that they reported this in MAY - so we've all been FIXTURED

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

And what is she singing ?

 

[algie]

It's a bit worrying that perry said it was "ambitious"to have Falmer ready for 3 years time.I bloody hope not.The tv clip shows some corners of Famer filled in.