Keyser Söze
New member
- Jul 21, 2010
- 308
And this year's finalists are;
Jedward
This pair of toe curling c*nt rags first burst onto our TV screens in late summer 2009 as part of the 6th series of the X-Factor. Despite sending the internet hate wagon into overdrive, Jedward made it to the live TV shows, mentored by borderline scope patient and suspected sex offender Louis Walsh, who somehow managed to guide the pair much further than public opinion suggested. Since the X-Factor, the Irish duo have continued to antagonise the sane members of the general public with the dreaded 'Planet Jedward' as part of their new deal with Sony. With Walsh still managing the pair, they released a horrific cover of Vanilla Ice's song 'Ice Ice Baby.' Somehow the song debuted at No1 in the Irish Singles chart, casting major doubts about the entire country. Some feel that this was the catalyst for the financial meltown the mental republic soon experienced. In 2010, Edward fell and injured his leg, but sadly survived the experience. Most recently, Jedward appeared back on our TV screens for Celebrity Big Brother 2011, further baffling the public as to why they are famous. The duo further forced viewers to shield their eyes, sharing baths together amidst other VERY strange antics. Since 2009, literally no one can boast to have more enemies than the pair, quoted by Liam Gallagher as 'annoying f***ing brothers.' Few can doubt they are among the hot favourites for the Cringe Trophy...
But let us meet their opponents;
The North Stand Kollective (Brighton & Hove Albion Fan Group)
This group of weirdos are recent entries into the Cringe Cup. Before the opening of Brighton & Hove Albion's new American Express Community Stadium no one had heard of the group, raising suspicions that they were not Albion fans during the Withdean wilderness years. Some observers have suggested that they followed WWE, Lord of the Rings re-enactements or the Backstreet Boys. It has also been rumoured that members are drawn from all three above fan groups and others. The main spokesman for the group is an overweight ginger that suffers from achne and speaks with a pronounced lisp. At least one member has been spotted wearing sandles with socks. In addition to this, the group torment their fellow Seagull supporters with slogans like 'bring the noise!' Despite a large quanitity of the group being drawn from local school schemes for bullied kids, many of the more prominent members are from the older community, some of whom struggle to liase with their younger comrades due to not being allowed within a certain radius of a school. Although they have only been competing in Cringe competitions for a short time, it has to be said they are making a very strong case, and while them and their equally cringeworthy cousins from Albion rivals Crystal Palace are singing songs in which they lower their voice for dramatic effect - we could soon have a new champion in the arena of cringe!
So, Jedward or NSK - YOU decide!
Jedward
This pair of toe curling c*nt rags first burst onto our TV screens in late summer 2009 as part of the 6th series of the X-Factor. Despite sending the internet hate wagon into overdrive, Jedward made it to the live TV shows, mentored by borderline scope patient and suspected sex offender Louis Walsh, who somehow managed to guide the pair much further than public opinion suggested. Since the X-Factor, the Irish duo have continued to antagonise the sane members of the general public with the dreaded 'Planet Jedward' as part of their new deal with Sony. With Walsh still managing the pair, they released a horrific cover of Vanilla Ice's song 'Ice Ice Baby.' Somehow the song debuted at No1 in the Irish Singles chart, casting major doubts about the entire country. Some feel that this was the catalyst for the financial meltown the mental republic soon experienced. In 2010, Edward fell and injured his leg, but sadly survived the experience. Most recently, Jedward appeared back on our TV screens for Celebrity Big Brother 2011, further baffling the public as to why they are famous. The duo further forced viewers to shield their eyes, sharing baths together amidst other VERY strange antics. Since 2009, literally no one can boast to have more enemies than the pair, quoted by Liam Gallagher as 'annoying f***ing brothers.' Few can doubt they are among the hot favourites for the Cringe Trophy...
But let us meet their opponents;
The North Stand Kollective (Brighton & Hove Albion Fan Group)
This group of weirdos are recent entries into the Cringe Cup. Before the opening of Brighton & Hove Albion's new American Express Community Stadium no one had heard of the group, raising suspicions that they were not Albion fans during the Withdean wilderness years. Some observers have suggested that they followed WWE, Lord of the Rings re-enactements or the Backstreet Boys. It has also been rumoured that members are drawn from all three above fan groups and others. The main spokesman for the group is an overweight ginger that suffers from achne and speaks with a pronounced lisp. At least one member has been spotted wearing sandles with socks. In addition to this, the group torment their fellow Seagull supporters with slogans like 'bring the noise!' Despite a large quanitity of the group being drawn from local school schemes for bullied kids, many of the more prominent members are from the older community, some of whom struggle to liase with their younger comrades due to not being allowed within a certain radius of a school. Although they have only been competing in Cringe competitions for a short time, it has to be said they are making a very strong case, and while them and their equally cringeworthy cousins from Albion rivals Crystal Palace are singing songs in which they lower their voice for dramatic effect - we could soon have a new champion in the arena of cringe!
So, Jedward or NSK - YOU decide!
