Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Just seen this question on Ask The Club:-
Club chaplain
"Do we have one? Has the Albion ever had one? Are there any plans to have one in time for Falmer? Plenty of clubs have one, from Man Utd downwards, and find they have a useful role to play. Be interested to hear your thoughts."
I'm sure we'd all love to know more about that "useful role". Ah, so THAT must be how Man United beat the Chelsea heathens to the premiership title yet again.
Besides, how on earth would the Albion choose which flavour of God's messenger to wear the stripes? Could be quite a scramble of sky pilots, given the international nature of the squad. Perhaps the chaplain would be asked to switch raiments every week, to accommodate every brand of delusion. And just bugger off every fourth week, to cater for the atheists.
Surely, any club employees wanting to consult their imaginary friend have every opportunity to do that through the usual channels, no?
And while we're about it, why have we never had a Club Jester? Club Water Diviner? Club Feng Shui consultant? For heaven's sake, I think we should be told.
Club chaplain
"Do we have one? Has the Albion ever had one? Are there any plans to have one in time for Falmer? Plenty of clubs have one, from Man Utd downwards, and find they have a useful role to play. Be interested to hear your thoughts."
I'm sure we'd all love to know more about that "useful role". Ah, so THAT must be how Man United beat the Chelsea heathens to the premiership title yet again.
Besides, how on earth would the Albion choose which flavour of God's messenger to wear the stripes? Could be quite a scramble of sky pilots, given the international nature of the squad. Perhaps the chaplain would be asked to switch raiments every week, to accommodate every brand of delusion. And just bugger off every fourth week, to cater for the atheists.
Surely, any club employees wanting to consult their imaginary friend have every opportunity to do that through the usual channels, no?
And while we're about it, why have we never had a Club Jester? Club Water Diviner? Club Feng Shui consultant? For heaven's sake, I think we should be told.